What was the toughest?

been married a couple of times....never had to explain anything....if she gets pissed, she gets traded
 
Well went to work one day and came home with my SRT10...she wasnt to happy about that. I usually tell her what I am gong to do but she doesnt believe me. When I told her I was getting the viper she didnt believe me, when I got the plane tickets she freaked, atleast it was a long drive home.

flip side...one day i came home from work and my wife sayd to me. "I have been thinking...and I made an appointment to get my boobs done in 3 weeks, hope your not mad" My response..."go big or go home"
DD's they are!!!
 
MUTT said:
been married a couple of times....never had to explain anything....if she gets pissed, she gets traded
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Well look what the cats draged it......:D :p ;) ;) call me ghay boy....please.
 
We don't have pettiassed shit like this going on at my house...........

Sorry..... Still love ya, Billy...no offense, bro....

D
 
Django said:
We don't have pettiassed shit like this going on at my house...........

Sorry..... Still love ya, Billy...no offense, bro....

D
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No problem Tim, I ment it as a joke.

Bill.
 
bill, you should have told her that the ti bolts wont rust and since you hoped she would ride with you someday, you wouldnt wont it to fall apart...
 
davo19 said:
bill, you should have told her that the ti bolts wont rust and since you hoped she would ride with you someday, you wouldnt wont it to fall apart...
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That would be a good answer, except it only fits one person. But thank you for the help.

Bill.
 
BurntRubber said:
Well went to work one day and came home with my SRT10...she wasnt to happy about that. I usually tell her what I am gong to do but she doesnt believe me. When I told her I was getting the viper she didnt believe me, when I got the plane tickets she freaked, atleast it was a long drive home.

flip side...one day i came home from work and my wife sayd to me. "I have been thinking...and I made an appointment to get my boobs done in 3 weeks, hope your not mad" My response..."go big or go home"
DD's they are!!!
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:needpics: :D :D
 
BurntRubber said:
already posted pics...you wnat me to dig them up?
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Ummm yep.... :D Always nice to have a refresher... :burnout:
 
heres one
 

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Fit95 said:
I purchased a new mountain bike at the beginning of the summer. I hadn't rode for a couple of years and wanted to get back into it in a big way so I bought a sweet ass Specialized Stumpjumper Expert! She knows that I usually like expensive stuff, and when she would ask how much it costed, I would just say things like "more than a thousand - don't ask questions that you don't want to know the answer to" and that was that. My manuals were out because I was looking at them in my office (where I stashed the receipt for the bike) and she found it and was not happy. $3,800 for a mountain bike! The bad thing is that it has rained so much and so frequently this summer here that I have only rode it once! She managed to remind me of that too. She was more shocked than anything else. I ride a road bike regularly so the bike thing was not a flash in the pan and at least she knows that. Here is a pic of the bike - it's sweet!:rock:
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This really needs to be in offensive......$3800.00 FOR A FRIGGIN BICYCLE !!!!, she really should have cut your nuts off.. I could understand the $1000.00 titanium bolts easier than that.
 
Try and explain why, when your wife finds your Jenna Jameson blow up doll. There was no way she was gonna let me keep her, no matter how hard I tried.
Jeff
 
I got in trouble several times for cars I bought and forgot to tell her about them until they were in the driveway...:)
 
K-80-123 said:
I got in trouble several times for cars I bought and forgot to tell her about them until they were in the driveway...:)
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I think the tactic is wonderful...and if you are really smart once in a while the one in the drive way is for her!
 
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