What's with Texas?

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Just watching the news. Last week Dallas now Houston.
Another live police chase, finally a break from MJ.;)

Why do these people try to out run the cops?:dontknow:
Must be something in the water.:D
 
But it's a Dodge.;)

He just went into a parking garage?:D
 
Whose recent poll indicated something about there being a large number of gays in Texas.... I had no idea that gays and speeding were so closely linked....

Sorry, it was only a humorous analogy.... a lame attempt at syllogism.... (oops.... nevermind) ;)

D
 
jsandlin said:
everyone in Texas gets the death penalty so they just run :vroam:
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Oh well, he went over the side of the garage.
He must have parked the van.:D
And fell about two stories.:confused:

But he's is still alive.
 
Django said:
Whose recent poll indicated something about there being a large number of gays in Texas.... I had no idea that gays and speeding were so closely linked....

Sorry, it was only a humorous analogy.... a lame attempt at syllogism.... (oops.... nevermind) ;)

D

Man, you're gonna start some shit with this...:marchmellow: :marchmellow: :marchmellow:
 
Riled said:
Just watching the news. Last week Dallas now Houston.
Another live police chase, finally a break from MJ.;)

Why do these people try to out run the cops?:dontknow:
Must be something in the water.:D
He is most likely from cali that would explain the gayness and him trying to use a mini van as a getaway car:)
 
We would hear more about Florida if they could only figure out those fancy electronic thingamajigs :marchmellow: They get confused easily :D
 
Django said:
Whose recent poll indicated something about there being a large number of gays in Texas.... I had no idea that gays and speeding were so closely linked....

Sorry, it was only a humorous analogy.... a lame attempt at syllogism.... (oops.... nevermind) ;)

D

real lame scale of 1 to 10 ,, that gets a - 2:dontknow:
 
I was listening to the news this morning and they were talking about a police chase that happened yesterday here in Houston. Some poor sap was going to be pulled over for speeding, but he decided he had a better chance at stopping on an overpass ramp and hopping over the wall falling 50ft to his death..

Chases in Houston happen mainly because the freeways here are so flat, long and wide.. Like the tongues of homosexuals... Sorry, :dontknow:I was trying to draw a connection for Tim..
 
hell last night in my neighborhood some guy in a BMW was running from the cops there was like 20 cars after him :marchmellow:

he didnt make it on the news WTF :dontknow: :p
 
Django said:
Whose recent poll indicated something about there being a large number of gays in Texas.... I had no idea that gays and speeding were so closely linked....

Sorry, it was only a humorous analogy.... a lame attempt at syllogism.... (oops.... nevermind) ;)

D
It is all learned behavior Hippie Tim.............those long lonely cattle drives, no women for months and the big brown eye under the Texass sky:marchmellow: :marchmellow: Sounds like Houston may be the Queer capital afterall............................:dontknow:
 
this guy made the news cause he made the Harris county sheiffs office look like a bunch of clowns ,,,he out ran them and turned around and did it three or four times ,,,i kept yelling RUN OJ RUN lol:rock: when he gets in harris county jail he will be take to that special room ,,,and get the crap beat out him:p
 
Coley 1334 said:
hell last night in my neighborhood some guy in a BMW was running from the cops there was like 20 cars after him :marchmellow:

he didnt make it on the news WTF :dontknow: :p


When you get away, you won't hear anything on the news. They want us to think they always catch the bad guy. I have personal experience that proves you can get away. At least when being chased by the Roswell, NM police. He he.

Disclaimer: I was a teenager at the time and would never do such a thing now. By the way, it is amazing how high and far a Trans Am can fly and keep on going with a cracked oil pan and all.
 
includemeout said:
It is all learned behavior Hippie Tim.............those long lonely cattle drives, no women for months and the big brown eye under the Texass sky:marchmellow: :marchmellow: Sounds like Houston may be the Queer capital afterall............................:dontknow:



only if you move in :argh:
 
Ironhead said:
only if you move in :argh:
Sorry , strictly heterosexual, however after driving 18 wheelers across and flying over Texass I can say this God Bless Texass, them folks need all the help they can get for it is the most God forsaken bunch of flat land I have seen and i really do not like the Dallass Fortworthless area:argh: :argh: :p
 

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