I think if you're not one or more of the following, you should stay the F away:
Arrogant
Apathetic
Athiest
A-hole
Bitchy type
Butthole
Butt licker
Bad speller
Crank addict
Crusty
Closet Ford lover
Cross-dresser
Democrat
Dork
Dumbass
Drunkard
Egomaniac
Engineer (preferably in the aerospace industry)
Flippant
First grade drop out
Father-less
Flatulent x2
Flamer
Freak
Generally irritable
Gifted with enormous man-boobs
Glutton for punishment
Go commando
Ghey
Hairy
Hair lip
Hippie
Horny
Ignorant
Idiotic
Illicit drug user
Impotent
Joker
Jesus freak
K-car owner
Loser
"L" lover
Man whore
Mikey
Moron
Nitwit
NFFF reject
Numbnuts
Offensive
Omniscient
Post whore
Right winger
Scientologist
Turd licker
Universally repugnant
Vagina (with sand)
Worthless
Wanker
X-Metal victim
Zero
Zoophilic
If you happen to
own an SRT-10, you might also be considered for membership.
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