Why men don't get published in Dear Abby

Texas Yellow Fever

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This would be a lot funnier if it didn't hit home so hard....and I've never even owned a motorcycle...

Dear Abby,
I've never written to you before, but I really need your advice on what could be a crucial decision. I've suspected for some time
now that my wife has been cheating on me.

The usual signs... phone rings but if I answer, the caller hangs up. My wife has been going out with the girls a lot recently although when I ask their names she always says, "Just some friends from work, you don't know them."

I always stay awake to look out for her taxi coming home, but she always walks down the drive. Although I can hear a car driving off, as if she has gotten out of the car round the corner. Why? Maybe she wasn't in a taxi? I once picked her cell phone up just to see what time it was and she went berserk and screamed that I should never touch her phone again and why was I checking up on her.

Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my wife. I think deep down I just didn't want to know the truth, but last night she went out again and I decided to really check on her.

I decided I was going to park my Harley Davidson motorcycle next to the garage and then hide behind it so I could get a good view of the whole street when she came home. It was at that moment, crouching behind my Harley, that I noticed that the valve covers on my engine seemed to be leaking a little oil

Is this something I can fix myself or should I take it back to the dealer?

Thanks,
 
Until you've owned a Harley, ya just don't get it......

Good one, Steve......

Django
 
That one always cracks me up! :D
 
ROZ that never avatar is awsome!!!! is that the girlfriend?
 
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Dominick572 said:
Dammit, that same basic joke gets me everytime!

I fall for it too, I just didn't want to fess up!
 
Thanks fellas!

No, not the GF, but her posterior is just as delicious!
 
Texas Yellow Fever said:
Post more and bigger ones of her!!!

Gotta wait til I get to the house! :D
 
Texas Yellow Fever said:
Well hurry, her fans are waiting...:D

I'm still diggin the huge tracts of land in your avatar!!!
 

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