Why We Love Children

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[iraqivet01]

Let me guess, All the gray and stress they add to your life when they hit their teenage years.

 

[SilvrSRT10]

Not this time. I finally fixed it. See above. My wife sent it to me and I thought y'all might enjoy some of them.
The innocence of youth.

 

[Django]

Sum purdy funnee shitt.........

Good grinz..... Thanks

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[iraqivet01]

At a family get together on time I joking with my 6 year old niece. I told her I could burp the A, B, C's.
She replied, "I can fart them!!!"
(Her mother about fell over with embarrassment)

I simply replied,"I think we should try that outside."

 

[SANCHOBA]

good ones!
my favorite..... a father and his son are walking through the park one day,and happened to come upon two dogs uh....fornicating. the boy asks his dad "what are they doing?",he replys "making puppys.he didn't give it a second thought. much later that night the boy enters his parents room and witnesses his parents doing the DEED. he pokes his dad and asks "hey what are you doing"? his dad replys "making you a brother or sister". the boy thinks for a moment and replys "turn her over i'd rather have a puppy"