Wise words and thoughts on S3X :rock:
" It isn't premarital sex if you have no intention of
getting married." George Burns
"Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on
Saturday night. Rodney Dangerfield
"There are a number of mechanical devices which increase
sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the
Mercedes-Benz 380SL." Lynn Lavner
"Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope."
Camille Paglia
"Sex is one of the nine reasons for incarnation. The other
eight are unimportant." George Burns
"Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a
whole relationship." Sharon Stone
"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a
son-of-a-bitch." Jack Nicholson
"Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he
lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is."
Barbara Bush
"Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a
man's genitals through his wallet." Robin Williams
"Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place." Billy
Crystal
"According to a new survey, women say they feel more
comfortable undressing in front of men than they do undressing in
front of other women. They say that women are too judgmental,
where, of course, men are just grateful." Robert De Niro
"There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that
many men are having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say
they cause severe swelling. So what's the problem?" Dustin
Hoffman
"There's very little advice in men's magazines, because men
think, 'I know what I'm doing. Just show me somebody naked."
Jerry Seinfeld
"See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis,
and only enough blood to run one at a time." Robin Williams
"It's been so long since I've had sex, I've forgotten who
ties up whom." Joan Rivers
"Sex is one of the most wholesome, beautiful and natural
experiences money can buy." Steve Martin
" You don't appreciate a lot of stuff in school until you
get older. Little things like being spanked every day by a
middle-aged woman. Stuff you pay good money for in later
life." Elmo Phillips
" Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same."
Oscar Wilde
" It isn't premarital sex if you have no intention of
getting married." George Burns
"Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on
Saturday night. Rodney Dangerfield
"There are a number of mechanical devices which increase
sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the
Mercedes-Benz 380SL." Lynn Lavner
"Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope."
Camille Paglia
"Sex is one of the nine reasons for incarnation. The other
eight are unimportant." George Burns
"Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a
whole relationship." Sharon Stone
"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a
son-of-a-bitch." Jack Nicholson
"Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he
lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is."
Barbara Bush
"Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a
man's genitals through his wallet." Robin Williams
"Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place." Billy
Crystal
"According to a new survey, women say they feel more
comfortable undressing in front of men than they do undressing in
front of other women. They say that women are too judgmental,
where, of course, men are just grateful." Robert De Niro
"There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that
many men are having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say
they cause severe swelling. So what's the problem?" Dustin
Hoffman
"There's very little advice in men's magazines, because men
think, 'I know what I'm doing. Just show me somebody naked."
Jerry Seinfeld
"See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis,
and only enough blood to run one at a time." Robin Williams
"It's been so long since I've had sex, I've forgotten who
ties up whom." Joan Rivers
"Sex is one of the most wholesome, beautiful and natural
experiences money can buy." Steve Martin
" You don't appreciate a lot of stuff in school until you
get older. Little things like being spanked every day by a
middle-aged woman. Stuff you pay good money for in later
life." Elmo Phillips
" Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same."
Oscar Wilde
