WOULD YOU SHOOT?

[SANCHOBA]

Are you a Democrat, Republican, or Southerner?

Here is a little test that will help you decide.

The answer can be found by posing the following question:

You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children. Suddenly, an Islamic terrorist with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises Allah, raises the knife and charges at you.

You are carrying a 40 cal Glock, and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family. What do you do?


Democrat's Answer:

Well, that's not enough information to answer the question! Does the man look poor! Or oppressed? Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?

Could we run away? What does my wife think? What about the kids?

What does the law say about this situation?

Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send to society and to my children? Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content
just to wound me?

Should I call 9-1-1? Why is this street so deserted? We need to raise taxes, have paint and weed day and make this a happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior.




Republican's Answer:


BANG!...:nurse:




Southerner's Answer:



BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
Click..... (Sounds of reloading)
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
Click

Daughter: "Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the Winchester Silver Tips or Hydra-shock hollow points?

Son: Can I shoot the next one!

Wife: You Ain't Taking That To The Taxidermist!

 

[joemags54]

Now that's funny right there! ( love those stripes! Have I told you that yet, Mr. Sanchoba?)

 

[SANCHOBA]

thanks for the compliment Mr. Joe

 

[TREKER]

Now that's funny right there! ( love those stripes! Have I told you that yet, Mr. Sanchoba?)

Yeah because they forgot to list the hitman response that would be to grab the knife from the terrorist, secure him down to the ground with some extra goons, take his wallet, get his name, kill him but only before he tells him that his family is next.

 

[mopower1958]

American by birth, Southern by the Grace of God :rock: :rock: :rock: :rock: :rock:

 

[TheSickness]

American by the grace of Ra, trigger happy from birth

 

[eddie102870]

no true southerner would waste that many shots one between the eyes would have been sufficient...lol

 

[RUFROZN]

ALL TERRORISTS "WILL" BE SHOT & SURVIVORS WILL BE SHOT AGAIN!

 

[Black1]

Yeah because they forgot to list the hitman response that would be to grab the knife from the terrorist, secure him down to the ground with some extra goons, take his wallet, get his name, kill him but only before he tells him that his family is next.

..................... :rock: Silent DEATH.

Personally.... It would be "BANG" for me, thanks.

 

[perk_1405]

personaly i cary a .40cal s&w and i would go bang..

 

[joemags54]

no true southerner would waste that many shots one between the eyes would have been sufficient...lol

New mods Eddie? love the sig pic!... How come all you guys have giant pics, but the minute I post one of my truck, there all sorts of ... "too much computer memory being used".... stories.?

 

[joemags54]

Yeah because they forgot to list the hitman response that would be to grab the knife from the terrorist, secure him down to the ground with some extra goons, take his wallet, get his name, kill him but only before he tells him that his family is next.

Hey Scotty, mabe you should get a remote start for your truck. It's very convenient.

 

[TheSickness]

Hey Scotty, mabe you should get a remote start for your truck. It's very convenient.

............. Yeah Scotty Joey can do the install for ya :rock: :rock:

 

[Django]

Damn yer truck looks fine, Scot.............

My compliments to you..........

D

 

[SANCHOBA]

My compliments to you..........

thank you sir D:thrasher:

 

[DBRIAN]

BANG,BANG,BANG,BANG,BANG..CLICK....BANG,BANG,ETC.

 

[Black1]

............. Yeah Scotty Joey can do the install for ya :rock: :rock:

Make sure he installs the Model "C4" Autostart he offers.... I hear it's DA BOMB!!! :rock:

 

[newmexicoviper]

One shot one kill, unless of course there still moving.

 

[500snakz]

1 shot of the .357sig between the eyes. If still moving...cut his throat.