OCBob
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At times................... women can be a bit insensitive.
Fred returns from the doctor and tells his wife,
Susan that the doctor has told him he has only 24 hours to live.
Given this prognosis, Fred asks Susan for sex.
Naturally, she agrees, and they make love.
About six hours later, the husband goes to his wife and says, "Honey,
you know I now have only 18 hours to live.
Could we please do it one more time?"
Of course, the wife agrees and They do it again.
Later, as the man gets into bed,
he looks at his watch and realizes he now has only 8 hours left.
He touches his wife's shoulder and asks,
"Honey, please just one more time before I die?"
She says, "Of course, dear." And they make love for the third time.
After this session, the wife rolls over & falls asleep.
Fred, however, worried about his impending death,
tosses & turns until he's down to 4 more hours.
He taps Susan, who rouses.
"Honey, I have only 4 more hours.
Do you think we could.....?"
At this point Susan sits up and says,
"Listen Fred, I have to get up in the morning. You don't."
Fred returns from the doctor and tells his wife,
Susan that the doctor has told him he has only 24 hours to live.
Given this prognosis, Fred asks Susan for sex.
Naturally, she agrees, and they make love.
About six hours later, the husband goes to his wife and says, "Honey,
you know I now have only 18 hours to live.
Could we please do it one more time?"
Of course, the wife agrees and They do it again.
Later, as the man gets into bed,
he looks at his watch and realizes he now has only 8 hours left.
He touches his wife's shoulder and asks,
"Honey, please just one more time before I die?"
She says, "Of course, dear." And they make love for the third time.
After this session, the wife rolls over & falls asleep.
Fred, however, worried about his impending death,
tosses & turns until he's down to 4 more hours.
He taps Susan, who rouses.
"Honey, I have only 4 more hours.
Do you think we could.....?"
At this point Susan sits up and says,
"Listen Fred, I have to get up in the morning. You don't."
