Zero to 160 in 5 seconds

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A husband found himself in big trouble when he forgot his wedding anniversary.

His wife angrily told him,

"Tomorrow there better be something for me in the driveway
that goes from zero to 160 in five seconds or less."

The next morning, the wife found a small package in the driveway.
She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.

Hospital visiting hours for the husband are limited due
to the extent of the injuries...
 
Silverback said:
Funny how that happens with wives.:(

Yep, they got no sense of humor, especially about their weight and/or age...now when you bring both topics into the same conversation...well, that's all she wrote right there.
 

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