Zoo Visitors Be Caerful

[newmexicoviper]

http://news.aol.com/story/_a/tiger-escapes-zoo-cage-kills-visitor/20071225220209990001?ncid=NWS00010000000001

 

[TNVIPER]

Tragic but avoidable...something was done wrong...I was amazed at how fast these big cats are. I was at the Knoxville zoo about 10 yrs ago. In the tiger pen one of the tigers was laying on the ground when it suddenly jumped up and ran about 100 yds in a blink of an eye....if you saw a tiger start after you from a football field away you would not have time to even turn around, much less run...

 

[Kevan]

It's a carnivorous, non-domesticated, 400 lb. animal with gigantic teeth loaded into jaws with thousands of pounds of available pressure and paws the size of tennis rackets.

The tiger only got 3 of them? They should consider themselves very lucky.


Wanna see a U.S. lawyer's wet dream?
Check this out: http://www.dreamworld.com.au/content/standard3.asp?name=TigerIsland
Cool as hell, but more dangerous than sticking your hand down a garbage disposal...
....while it's on.

 

[newmexicoviper]

It's a carnivorous, non-domesticated, 400 lb. animal with gigantic teeth loaded into jaws with thousands of pounds of available pressure and paws the size of tennis rackets.

The tiger only got 3 of them? They should consider themselves very lucky.


Wanna see a U.S. lawyer's wet dream?
Check this out: http://www.dreamworld.com.au/content/standard3.asp?name=TigerIsland
Cool as hell, but more dangerous than sticking your hand down a garbage disposal...
....while it's on.

That a true statement, there very lucky.

 

[TheSickness]

Here Kitty, Kitty I wonder if we could arrange to have death row inmates catch it

 

[TNVIPER]

Here Kitty, Kitty I wonder if we could arrange to have death row inmates catch it

Yeah...if they can tie it up they are pardoned.....

 

[TheSickness]

Yeah...if they can tie it up they are pardoned.....

Then the crowd can decide with the Emperor's thumb.....I need to watch Gladiator tonight :rock:

 

[ViperJeff]

Hey I like cats.......


Lets let the inmates start with dogs, if there brave enough and fast enough to deal with a few dingo's, round two can be the cats

 

[TNVIPER]

Then the crowd can decide with the Emperor's thumb.....I need to watch Gladiator tonight :rock:

.....:rock: ....I mean :thumpdown: .....

 

[TheSickness]

Then if they pass the Dogs and cats....The dreaded Indiana Jones rolling ball of death :rock:

 

[ViperJeff]

Snakes will work and there easier to setup


I hate snake
Mr Jones

 

[TheSickness]

Snakes will work and there easier to setup


I hate snake
Mr Jones

Snakes lack the splatter effect I was hoping for

 

[ViperJeff]

Got it.......


How about a 1/4 stick of TNT up the arse with a real long fuse. Lets see if they will have a heart attack before they splatter

 

[TheSickness]

Got it.......


How about a 1/4 stick of TNT up the arse with a real long fuse. Lets see if they will have a heart attack before they splatter

Tnviper does that for giggles He can stuff a 1/4 whiskey bottle up his ass and if you hold your ear up to the hole you can hear the ocean

 

[ViperJeff]

The ocean or the local sewage pond :dontknow:

 

[newmexicoviper]

Here Kitty, Kitty I wonder if we could arrange to have death row inmates catch it

Know your thinking:rock:

 

[newmexicoviper]

Then the crowd can decide with the Emperor's thumb.....I need to watch Gladiator tonight :rock:

Great movie! You seen The 300 yet?