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Husband Store -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A store that sells new husbands has opened in New York City , where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store...

An old lady dies and goes to heaven. She's chatting it up with St. Peter at the Pearly Gates when all of a sudden she hears the most awful, blood curdling screams. Don't worry about that,' says St. Peter, 'It's only someone having the holes drilled into her shoulder blades for the...

Are you a Democrat, a Republican, or a Redneck? I'm a REDNECK...LOL!!! Here is a little test that will help you decide. The answer can be found by posing the following question: You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children. Suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist...

The older we get, the more important it is to incorporate exercise into our daily routine. This is necessary to maintain cardiovascular health and maintain muscle mass. If you're over 40, you might want to take it easy at first, then do more repetitions as you become more proficient and build...

A far more accurate account of the events of that fateful morning.... Baby bear goes downstairs, sits in his small chair at the table. He looks into his small bowl. It is empty. 'Who's been eating my porridge?' He squeaks. Daddy Bear arrives at the big table and sits in his big...

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This link might be of use to some of you guys...looks like they have OEM wheels for just about anything. http://www.newwheel.com/

Please remember to fly your flag at HALF STAFF on July 27th for Korean War Veterans Day.

This is as old as the hills, but still funny... Three cowboys were seated around the campfire out on the Lonesome sagebrush prairie and with the pride for which these men were famous; it was a night of bravado, a night of tall tales.. Tom, the hand from Wyoming says, 'I must be the...

Thanks for stopping by yesterday, it was fun talking with you. Made me miss my truck all the more. I wish I would have had more time, maybe next time we can do lunch or an adult beverage somewhere nearby...:rock:

I figured I'd share this with you 'Bama fans...I bet this guys truck gets vandalized within a week around here, being the home of the Razorbacks and all...oh well, his check cleared the bank...LOL!!!

I'd like to talk to someone who is an investment banker or who has ties with one...

A cowboy named Bud was overseeing his herd in a remote mountainous pasture in California when suddenly a brand-new BMW advanced toward him out of a cloud of dust. The driver, a young man in a Brioni suit, Gucci shoes,RayBan sunglasses and YSL tie, leaned out the window and asked the...

This is kinda hard to argue with...

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This is an old joke, but if you think about it, this would be very appropriate for say a Father's Day Eve holiday or tradition, no? DONT FORGET ABOUT NEXT SATURDAY! Don't forget to mark your calendars. As you may already know, it is a sin for a Muslim male to see any woman...

This is an oldie, but still funny.... John Hinckley released from prison You might recall that John Hinckley was a seriously deranged young man who shot President Reagan in the early1980s. Hinckley was absolutely obsessed with movie star Jodie Foster, extremely jealous, and in his twisted...

I never knew the origin of "Taps". I don't really know why this is so moving but it is...at least to me...so I thougth I'd share it. Have a Kleenex handy... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H4l3Rgq-L1M&feature=related

Three dead bodies turn up at the mortuary, all with very big smiles on their faces. The coroner calls the police to tell them what has happened. The coroner tells the inspector, "First body is a 72 year old Frenchman. He died of heart failure while with his mistress. Hence, the enormous...

It stormed like hell here last night. It started clearing out right before sunset. here's a couple of the pictures I took outside our shop...the pictures do not do it justice it was beautiful...I thought I'd share...:)