OK...I'll give it a shot....
Nowhat drops his motor in a Pacer...and runs 6.90
Patrick sells the Viper, and buy's Mike's Pacer
Silverback get's his first "Brazilian Wax"
Tony powdercoats his motor...to now match Wonder Woman?.... in his new look.... Nacho Old Milwalkee... complete with aluminum (beer can) intake.
Roy lift's his ROE truck, turn's it in to a 4X4 with a plow until his return from IL.
Mikey get's a yeast infection from all the antibiotics he has been on...
1fast "get's off the juice" ...gains 100 pounds... but become a "really nice guy"...
Bone knocks up the Mrs's again....has his 10'th boy....
Few years later starts his own painting service with "the crew"...
Boners TV Painting Service
Kevan invents the tremol pan flute harmonic fluid dampener... patent pending
Kris finally meets "the one" (she looks just like Mikey) and makes a lost weekend in Vegas...get's married by Elvis.... Congrats Kris
Jack starts his own anger management workshop....in Cleveland
Way to go Jack...looks as if the program is working...
Brat joins the Anger Management Clinic in Cleveland...for a "retreat"...
He is now working for "The Chipendales" as a meatswinger...
Scott opened his first Cigar Shop.... "Blunts"... then while at his "real Job".... hacked into Nasa...interfaced the Shuttles Nav system with his PS3... took it for "another trip around"... His Release Date pending
Iltemprd get's Starbucks "Top Dog" award for creating the "Sweaty Nutsack"... A tripple Lindy Mocha Venti Grande with 12 extra shots of expresso.
IZ finally get's a bite on his For Rent shirt....lands himself a 240# ballerina from Boston
Denise blows the motor on her new tile cleaner...when she tries to rinse it out in a full mop bucket
Jerry updated his service to the house to 200 amps... due to Denise burning up the old service... see above.
Jake strikes a deal with Kettle one and Red Bull.... creates the Kabull....
available at a carry out near you.
Blake finally gets a dyno sheet with 800 hp and 825tq out of his motor...on the bottle
Dave from True...opens an ice cream shop... gets 1000 flavors... just to say he has 1000
Chad finally get's his truck back... BTW Blake... Chads truck now dyno's at 1000 rwhp.. off the bottle
Texas Yellow converts to Miller -NA.... and is now the founder and spokesman of the IBTC, and sends the Mrs's off for a reduction...
www.IttyBittyTittyComittee
Boomer adds another phoneline to the shop.... please leave your message after the beep
DJ get's his first sponser for his Tile Company.... Taco Bell... the plate on his Truck now reads E-coli1
I finally get the truck into the 12's.... 12.99999, and have to sell it for a new titanium spinal column for the Mrs's...we end up moving to Ohio, convert to Amish...we run 12.9999 at the Nat's on our new Buggy with Daisy
We all make it to the Nat's and have a blast....
Happy Holidays everyone...
