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  1. lightningeater

    If you go drinkin' in Texas...

    Recently a routine police patrol parked outside a bar in Austin, TX. After last call, the officer noticed a man leaving the bar,apparently so intoxicated that he could barely walk. The man stumbled around the parking lot for a few minutes, with te officer quietly observing. After what seemed...
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    Typical Monday

    The hilarious thing is nobody even gets up or off the phone...awesome
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    Here's how we go hunting in Texas...

    He should have a couple hotties in there to prop up his "rifle" for him...that's the only improvement I can see.
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    STINKERS SECRET WEDDING PHOTO TO HIS FIRST WIFE

    nice mullet stinker, how long does it take you to blow dry that thing? hehehe
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    DFW meet / Drinkfest

    Same here, just name the time and place and I'm there...the truck has been garaged since pretty much the last gtg and I need an excuse to get it out...
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    If you move to Texas....

    very nice, i don't have any rebuttals...
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    Username to First Name Thread . . .

    Erik is my name, whoopin lightnings and mustangs is my game...
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    Funny Commercial that never aired ??

    Frickin awesome...they should have shown that one...
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    2008/2009 Challenger Production

    damn straight, it's time for the muscle car's return...i'm tired of seeing all these mustangs runnin around thinking they're muscle cars, bah
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    Online predators!!

    that's hilarious dude, I love sarcasm in the morning...
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    L Owners Debate on what's Better

    Take price out of it and this is the answer to it all, ironically, this is an old motto from GM..."There is no replacement for displacement"...I've said it so many times I'm blue in the face...Do the same mod to a larger engine, get more hp...nuff said
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    wanna drag race ????

    Careful, Mikey might get the wrong idea...hehehe
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    UFC Pay Per View Fight...DFW Members

    I'll be at the Buffalo Wild Wings on 377 in Keller Saturday night to watch the UFC fight. Any and all are welcome to come. It's sure to involve lots of beer drinking and definitely some good fights.
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    new pics of my great dane

    I also have a dane pup, she's just over a year old and ways 140lbs, beautiful dog...i know what you're talking about when you say she pouts when she gets her feelings hurt, it just tears you up...this is her at 2 months
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    You Don't Want To Play Pool With This Guy

    that dude has way too much time on his hands...freakin awsome!
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    My wife wants a boob job - Anyone have a good doctor?

    absolutely not, we're talkin about boobs here on a truck forum...if he really wanted legit feedback, he wouldn't have asked us horny bastards...right?
  17. lightningeater

    Finally Ordered my X-Metal lowering kit

    hopefully, if i can keep the ole' lady off my ass, i can get one of boomer's kits. by the way boomer, i requested info on your shifter a couple of weeks ago through your website and got no response. Do i need to pm you for that?
  18. lightningeater

    Finally Ordered my X-Metal lowering kit

    where did you find a lowering kit for the rear only? i'm interested in yours but i've been looking and can't find anything that's just for the rear.
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    My wife wants a boob job - Anyone have a good doctor?

    just show me where to wash up bro, can't be that bad when she's under anesthesia right?
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    My wife wants a boob job - Anyone have a good doctor?

    and i watch nip/tuck...that's gotta count for something
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