The Twelve Days of Christmas (12 Days of VTCOA)
On the first day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
A Pm to tell me I'm Banned.
On the second day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Two polished valve covers,
And a Pm to tell me I'm banned.
On the third day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Three JBL speakers,
Two polished valve covers,
And a Pm to tell me I'm banned.
On the fourth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Four new pirellis,
Three JBL speakers,
Two polished valve covers,
And a Pm to tell me I'm banned.
On the fifth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Five golden emblems,
Four new pirellis,
Three JBL speakers,
Two polished valve covers,
And a Pm to tell me I'm banned.
On the sixth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Six billet door sills,
Five golden emblems,
Four new pirellis,
Three JBL speakers,
Two polished valve covers,
And a Pm to tell me I'm banned.
On the seventh day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Seven pieces of chrome,
Six billet door sills,
Five golden emblems,
Four new pirellis,
Three JBL speakers,
Two polished valve covers,
And a Pm to tell me I'm banned.
On the eighth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Eight pissed off fords,
Seven pieces of chrome,
Six billet door sills,
Five golden emblems,
Four new pirellis,
Three JBL speakers,
Two polished valve covers,
And a Pm to tell me I'm banned.
On the ninth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Nine ladies dancing naked,
Eight pissed off fords,
Seven pieces of chrome,
Six billet door sills,
Five golden emblems,
Four new pirellis,
Three JBL speakers,
Two polished valve covers,
And a Pm me to tell me I'm banned.
On the tenth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Ten doors blown off,
Nine ladies dancing naked,
Eight pissed off fords,
Seven pieces of chrome,
Six billet door sills,
Five golden emblems,
Four pirellis,
Three JBL speakers,
Two polished valve covers,
And a PM to tell me I'm banned.
On the eleventh day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Eleven second runs,
Ten doors blown off,
Nine ladies dancing naked,
Eight pissed off fords,
Seven pieces of chrome,
Six billet door sills,
Five golden emblems,
Four new pirellis,
Three JBL speakers,
Two polished valve covers,
And a Pm me to tell me I'm banned.
On the twelfth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Twelve drums of Michelobe!
Eleven second runs,
Ten doors blown off,
Nine ladies dancing naked,
Eight pissed off fords,
Seven pieces of chrome,
Six billet door sills,
Five golden emblems,
Four new pirellis,
Three JBL speakers,
Two polished valve covers,
And a Pm to tell me I'm banned.
On the first day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
A Pm to tell me I'm Banned.
On the second day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Two polished valve covers,
And a Pm to tell me I'm banned.
On the third day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Three JBL speakers,
Two polished valve covers,
And a Pm to tell me I'm banned.
On the fourth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Four new pirellis,
Three JBL speakers,
Two polished valve covers,
And a Pm to tell me I'm banned.
On the fifth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Five golden emblems,
Four new pirellis,
Three JBL speakers,
Two polished valve covers,
And a Pm to tell me I'm banned.
On the sixth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Six billet door sills,
Five golden emblems,
Four new pirellis,
Three JBL speakers,
Two polished valve covers,
And a Pm to tell me I'm banned.
On the seventh day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Seven pieces of chrome,
Six billet door sills,
Five golden emblems,
Four new pirellis,
Three JBL speakers,
Two polished valve covers,
And a Pm to tell me I'm banned.
On the eighth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Eight pissed off fords,
Seven pieces of chrome,
Six billet door sills,
Five golden emblems,
Four new pirellis,
Three JBL speakers,
Two polished valve covers,
And a Pm to tell me I'm banned.
On the ninth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Nine ladies dancing naked,
Eight pissed off fords,
Seven pieces of chrome,
Six billet door sills,
Five golden emblems,
Four new pirellis,
Three JBL speakers,
Two polished valve covers,
And a Pm me to tell me I'm banned.
On the tenth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Ten doors blown off,
Nine ladies dancing naked,
Eight pissed off fords,
Seven pieces of chrome,
Six billet door sills,
Five golden emblems,
Four pirellis,
Three JBL speakers,
Two polished valve covers,
And a PM to tell me I'm banned.
On the eleventh day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Eleven second runs,
Ten doors blown off,
Nine ladies dancing naked,
Eight pissed off fords,
Seven pieces of chrome,
Six billet door sills,
Five golden emblems,
Four new pirellis,
Three JBL speakers,
Two polished valve covers,
And a Pm me to tell me I'm banned.
On the twelfth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Twelve drums of Michelobe!
Eleven second runs,
Ten doors blown off,
Nine ladies dancing naked,
Eight pissed off fords,
Seven pieces of chrome,
Six billet door sills,
Five golden emblems,
Four new pirellis,
Three JBL speakers,
Two polished valve covers,
And a Pm to tell me I'm banned.
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