9 Words Women Use...

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I'm sure this is a re-post, but a refresher course won't hurt any of us...

(1)Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

(2)Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

(3)Nothing : This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

(4)Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

(5)Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to 3 for the meaning of nothing.)

(6)That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

(7)Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome' ... that will bring on a 'whatever').

(8)Whatever: Is a women's way of saying SCREW YOU!

(9)Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to 3.
 
I figure by the time I'm 98 I will have figured out women. But at that point, it's not going to matter
 
all I hear is
nonononononononononononnononononononononononononononononononononnononononononononononononononononononononononnonononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononnonononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononnonononnonononononononononononononononononononononononononnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!:D
 
Stinker said:
all I hear is
nonononononononononononnononononononononononononononononononononnononononononononononononononononononononononnonononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononnonononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononnonononnonononononononononononononononononononononononononnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!:D

strange... europ sheeps say méhméhméh... must be another breed...:confused: :dontknow:
 
Other meaningless things that women say or do:

Soft Sigh Again, not a word, but a verbal statement. Soft Sighs are one of the few things that some men actually understand. It means she is momentarily content. Your best bet is to not move or breathe in the hope that the moment will last a bit longer.

Oh This word - followed by any statement - is trouble. Example: "Oh, let me get that". Or, "Oh, I talked to him about what you were doing last night." If she says Oh before a statement, run, do not walk, to the nearest exit. She will tell you that she is Fine when she is done tossing your clothes out the window, but do not expect her to talk to you for at least two days. (Oh as the lead to a sentence usually signifies that you are caught in a lie. Do not try to lie more to get out of it, or you will get a raised eyebrow Go Ahead, sometimes followed by acts so unspeakable that I can't bring myself to write about them.)

Please Do This is not a statement, it is an offer. The woman is giving you the chance to come up with an excuse for what you have done. In other words, a chance to get yourself into even more trouble. If you handle this correctly, you shouldn't get a That's Okay.

Thanks A Lot Thanks A Lot is dramatically different from Thanks. A woman will say Thanks A Lot when she is really ticked off at you. It is usually followed by the Loud Sigh. This signifies that you have hurt her in some callous way. Be careful not to ask what is wrong after the Loud Sigh, as she will only tell you Nothing.
 
I'm with Silverback. There is no reasoning with them so just ignore them. It is the only way to coexist with them.
 
sure. ignore them then get silence. be in very deep dodo
 
About 75% of the time when my wife talks she sounds like Charlie Browns teacher. :dontknow:
 
Then there is the dreaded word " Honey " which means you are going to spend some serious cash on something that makes no sense at all :D
 
TheSickness said:
Then there is the dreaded word " Honey " which means you are going to spend some serious cash on something that makes no sense at all :D

Lynette and I have a vow never to use the word "honey" towards each other.

Judging from what I've observed in other peoples marriages, "honey" is synonymous with the words, "You....! Butthole...!"

D
 
Django said:
Lynette and I have a vow never to use the word "honey" towards each other.

Judging from what I've observed in other peoples marriages, "honey" is synonymous with the words, "You....! Butthole...!"

D
Asshole is my middle name LOLOL :marchmellow:
 
Oh and the worst....

When a statement begins with a complement...... I fell a Honey Do is on the way and not a fun one
 

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