black pearl
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Things to do:
1. Sit in your parked car and point a hair dryer at passing cars.
See if they slow down.
2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice. !
3. If someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.
4. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks . Once everyone has gotten over yheir caffeine addictions, switch to Espresso.
5. In the memo field of your checks, Write ' For Marijuana'
6. Order a diet water whenever you go out to eat.
7. Specify that your drive-through order is 'To Go'.
8. When the cash comes out of the ATM, scream 'I Won! I Won!'
9. When Leaving the Zoo, Start running towards the parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'
10. Tell your children, 'Due to the economy, I am going to have to let one of you Go.'
11. Pick up a box of condoms at the pharmacy, go to the counter and ask where the fitting room is.
1. Sit in your parked car and point a hair dryer at passing cars.
See if they slow down.
2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice. !
3. If someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.
4. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks . Once everyone has gotten over yheir caffeine addictions, switch to Espresso.
5. In the memo field of your checks, Write ' For Marijuana'
6. Order a diet water whenever you go out to eat.
7. Specify that your drive-through order is 'To Go'.
8. When the cash comes out of the ATM, scream 'I Won! I Won!'
9. When Leaving the Zoo, Start running towards the parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'
10. Tell your children, 'Due to the economy, I am going to have to let one of you Go.'
11. Pick up a box of condoms at the pharmacy, go to the counter and ask where the fitting room is.
