This is not an April Fool's story, although it sounds like one. This is the story of a man who was arrested for a DUI while still sitting on his bar stool!
According to The Smoking Gun, Ohio cops arrested a man for driving drunk on a motorized bar stool. 28-year-old Kile Wygle crashed his bar stool near his Newark home earlier this month and called 911 due to his injuries.
When an officer arrived and asked Wygle what happened, he answered, "I wrecked my bar stool." The plastered "motorist"
then failed a series of field sobriety tests.
Wygle's homemade ride is powered by a Briggs & Stratton lawnmower engine. Wygle noted that the bar stool could hit 40 miles per hour, but that he was only going 20 when he wiped out. No reason to get nabbed to speeding, too.
[FONT="]But here is the capper...the reason Mr. Wygle was riding his motorized bar stool back and forth to the bar? His driver's license is suspended. Well, it makes perfect sense. I only wonder if they let him ride it inside the building and straight up to the bar. That would be classic.[/FONT]
According to The Smoking Gun, Ohio cops arrested a man for driving drunk on a motorized bar stool. 28-year-old Kile Wygle crashed his bar stool near his Newark home earlier this month and called 911 due to his injuries.
When an officer arrived and asked Wygle what happened, he answered, "I wrecked my bar stool." The plastered "motorist"
then failed a series of field sobriety tests.
Wygle's homemade ride is powered by a Briggs & Stratton lawnmower engine. Wygle noted that the bar stool could hit 40 miles per hour, but that he was only going 20 when he wiped out. No reason to get nabbed to speeding, too.
[FONT="]But here is the capper...the reason Mr. Wygle was riding his motorized bar stool back and forth to the bar? His driver's license is suspended. Well, it makes perfect sense. I only wonder if they let him ride it inside the building and straight up to the bar. That would be classic.[/FONT]
