Democratic National Convention Agenda...

[Texas Yellow Fever]

Democratic National Convention, Night No. 1 Schedule for 2008, Denver, Colorado

7:00 P.M. Opening: flag burning.

7:15 P.M. Pledge of Allegiance to the United Nations.

7:30 PM. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.

7:30 till 8:00 P.M. : Nonreligious prayer and worship: Jessie Jackson and Al Sharpton.

8:00 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.

8:05 P.M. Ceremonial tree hugging.

8:15- 8:30 PM. Gay Wedding: Barney Frank,presiding.

8:30 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.

8:35 P.M. Memorial for Saddam: Cindy Sheehan, Susan Sarandon.

9:00 P.M. Keynote speech: 'The Proper Etiquette for Surrender', French President Jacques Chirac.

9:15 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.

9:20 P.M. Collection to benefit Osama Bin Laden Kidney Transplant Fund.

9:30 P.M. Unveiling of plan to free freedom fighters from Guantanamo Bay: Sean Penn.

9:40 P.M. Why I hate the Military: A short talk by William Jefferson Clinton.

9:45 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.

9:50 P.M. Dan Rather receives 'Truth in Broadcasting' award, presented by Michael Moore.

9:55 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.

10:00 PM How Donald Rumsfeld brought down the World Trade Center Towers : by Howard Dean.

10:30 P.M. Nomination of Hillary Rodham Clinton for President by Mahmud Ahnadinejad.

11:00 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.

11:05 P.M. Al Gore reinvents the Internet.

11:15 P.M. 'Our Troops are War Criminals', presented by John Kerry.

11:30 P.M Coronation of Mrs. Hillary Rodham Clinton.

12:00 AM. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.

12:05 A.M Bill Clinton asks Ted Kennedy to drive Hillary home.

 

[mosrt10]

That is some funny a$$ sh*t. You forgot 12:30 am Shut down free talk radio and jail Shawn Hannity and Bill O'Reilly for treason against the SP's

 

[DarkSyde]

REPUBLICAN NATIONAL CONVENTION SCHEDULE


6:00 PM Opening Prayer led by the Reverend Jerry Falwell

6:30 PM Pledge of Allegiance

6:35 PM Ceremonial Burning of the Bill of Rights (excluding 2nd Amendment)

6:46 PM Seminar #1: Katherine Harris on "Are Elections Really Necessary?"

7:30 PM Announcement: Lincoln Memorial to Be Renamed for Ronald Reagan

7:35 PM Trent Lott Lecture: "Re-segregation in the 21st Century"

7:45 PM Seminar #2: Karen Hughes on Speechwriting â?" Keep It Simple, Stupid??

8:00 PM Vote on which country to invade next

8:10 PM John Ashcroft Lecture: "The Homos Are After Your Children"

8:20 PM Blame Clinton

8:30 PM Round Table Discussion on Women's Rights (Men Only)

8:50 PM Kenneth Lay Lecture: "Corporations and the Federal Government, A Winning Combination"

9:00 PM Condi Rice sings "Can't Help Lovin' Dat Man"

9:05 PM Phyllis Schlafly Lecture: "Why Women Shouldn't Be Leaders"

9:10 PM EPA Presentation: "Trees: The Real Cause of Forest Fires"

9:30 PM Break for Secret Meetings (Halliburton Room 101, Oil Producers" Room 102)

10:00 PM Second Prayer led by Cal Thomas

10:15 PM Tribute to Carl Rove and Dick Cheney: "The Men Behind the Throne"

10:30 PM Donald Rumsfeld Lecture: "Nation Building on a Budget"

10:40 PM Pat Robertson demonstrates the New Mandatory Kevlar Chastity Belt

10:45 PM GOP's Tribute to Tokenism featuring Colin Powell & Condi Rice

10:46 PM Ann Coulter's Tribute to "Joe McCarthy, American Patriot"

10:50 PM Seminar #3: "Education: A Drain on Our Nation's Economy"

11:20 PM Ralph Reed Lecture: "Evolutionists: A Dangerous New Cult"

11:30 PM Rush Limbaugh chairs Panel Discussion on Drug Enforcement Policies

11:35 PM Blame Clinton again

11:40 PM Newt Gingrich Lecture: "The Sanctity of Marriage"

11:41 PM Announcement: Ronald Reagan to be Added to Mt. Rushmore

11:50 PM Closing Prayer led by Jesus Himself

12:00 Mid Nomination of George W. Bush as All-Powerful Supreme Emperor Chosen by God?

:thefinger: :thefinger:

 

[mosrt10]

12:00 Mid sounds awesome its about time. I would also hope that at 8:00 pm that the country in question is Iran.

 

[Annu Kumar]

Yes :rock: Support the Republican Party

 

[moparracing]

REPUBLICAN NATIONAL CONVENTION SCHEDULE


6:00 PM Opening Prayer led by the Reverend Jerry Falwell

6:30 PM Pledge of Allegiance

6:35 PM Ceremonial Burning of the Bill of Rights (excluding 2nd Amendment)

6:46 PM Seminar #1: Katherine Harris on "Are Elections Really Necessary?"

7:30 PM Announcement: Lincoln Memorial to Be Renamed for Ronald Reagan

7:35 PM Trent Lott Lecture: "Re-segregation in the 21st Century"

7:45 PM Seminar #2: Karen Hughes on Speechwriting â?" Keep It Simple, Stupid??

8:00 PM Vote on which country to invade next

8:10 PM John Ashcroft Lecture: "The Homos Are After Your Children"

8:20 PM Blame Clinton

8:30 PM Round Table Discussion on Women's Rights (Men Only)

8:50 PM Kenneth Lay Lecture: "Corporations and the Federal Government, A Winning Combination"

9:00 PM Condi Rice sings "Can't Help Lovin' Dat Man"

9:05 PM Phyllis Schlafly Lecture: "Why Women Shouldn't Be Leaders"

9:10 PM EPA Presentation: "Trees: The Real Cause of Forest Fires"

9:30 PM Break for Secret Meetings (Halliburton Room 101, Oil Producers" Room 102)

10:00 PM Second Prayer led by Cal Thomas

10:15 PM Tribute to Carl Rove and Dick Cheney: "The Men Behind the Throne"

10:30 PM Donald Rumsfeld Lecture: "Nation Building on a Budget"

10:40 PM Pat Robertson demonstrates the New Mandatory Kevlar Chastity Belt

10:45 PM GOP's Tribute to Tokenism featuring Colin Powell & Condi Rice

10:46 PM Ann Coulter's Tribute to "Joe McCarthy, American Patriot"

10:50 PM Seminar #3: "Education: A Drain on Our Nation's Economy"

11:20 PM Ralph Reed Lecture: "Evolutionists: A Dangerous New Cult"

11:30 PM Rush Limbaugh chairs Panel Discussion on Drug Enforcement Policies

11:35 PM Blame Clinton again

11:40 PM Newt Gingrich Lecture: "The Sanctity of Marriage"

11:41 PM Announcement: Ronald Reagan to be Added to Mt. Rushmore

11:50 PM Closing Prayer led by Jesus Himself

12:00 Mid Nomination of George W. Bush as All-Powerful Supreme Emperor Chosen by God?

:thefinger: :thefinger:

now that s**t is funny !!!!!