Dentist visit...

[Texas Yellow Fever]

A man and his wife walked into a dentist's office. The man said to the dentist, "Doc, I'm in one hell of a hurry! I have two buddies sitting out in my car waiting for us to go play golf. So forget about the anesthetic and just pull the tooth and be done with it. We have a 10:00 AM tee time at the best golf course in town and it's 9:30 already. I don't have time to wait for the anesthetic to work!"

The dentist thought to himself, "My goodness, this is surely a very brave man asking to have his tooth pulled without using anything to kill the pain." So the dentist asked him, "Which tooth is it sir?"

The man turned to his wife and said, "Open your mouth Honey, and show him."

 

[Django]

Lord'a mercy...............

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[SrtBrad]

Brave man.

 

[Silverback]

Brave man.

No. I would say that he's a Smart Man.

 

[belgiumbarry]

when i go to the dentist i always grab him by the balls saying :
we are not gonna hurt eachother

it helps.

 

[KRAZYSRT10]

I hate dentists...but I like to Golf!

 

[SilvrSRT10]

when i go to the dentist i always grab him by the balls saying :
we are not gonna hurt eachother

it helps.

I've used the line "You don't hurt me, I won't hurt you".
I'm not into grabbing other mens balls. Just not my thing. But you have fun. Glad your in Belgium.

 

[WAZZSUP]

I called the dentist just yesterday to see when my next check-up was scheeduled......the girl said Tooth-hurty as in 2:30......I hung up on her.