Fastest color ~ proof it's "RED"!!!

The Itch said:
:evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil:"The debate is over!!!":evil::evil::evil::evil::evil:

It is a scientific fact that black absorbs more light than RED. This makes black move through any matter "in a lighted environment" SLOWER and increases it gravitational mass. All friction taken into account proves that black (though lovely) is truly the slowest color of the spectrum. DO NOT ARGUE WITH THE DATA!!! Grey would be the next slowest. In a black and white environment RED is invisible, I guess that makes it faster than light..? NOW WE ALL KNOW!!! THE END!!!:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

Does your red truck want to race my black truck? :dontknow: :p :D

You shouldn't have a problem since red is faster, no? :D
 
Prof said:
Now that you commoners have kicked this around a little, allow the Prof to opine.

The fact is that Black does absorb more energy. So our black trucks act like black holes. The attraction of items is so strong (make note of dust and expense) that everything within millions of light years is attracted and sucked in by a gravitational pull so strong that not even light can escape (hence the name 'black hole').

Now since black attracts all of that energy, in a contest for speed, between a black truck and a red truck it is inevitable that the timing lights at the end of the track will be sucked up by the black truck, not the red truck. You cannot refute science, remember: parallel lines never meet, unless you bend one of them a little.

And that is the truth...

So you win by slowing the Red Truck down and not by simply being faster.

I think my argument is still valid....
 
QuickSilver said:
............................ SILVER!

............................ 10.73 @ 126/mph! thx nowwhat.

NUFF SAID,
Quick
oh yeah....well twin turbo's.....17+...thanks stinker!
 
"BLACK is beautiful" :rock:

Until you take it out of the garage and it becomes a big moving dirt magnet.
 
ViperTruck2933 said:
Go look at the timeslip section, you homo's. :D

Fastest truck on the board.....Silver QC
Fastest RC truck (previous record)....Silver RC
Fastest N/A truck......Silver RC


...nuff said! :p

You are absolutely correct...if I scratch my truck...the truck is silver. Silver is absence of "color". :thefinger:
 
MUTT said:
again...the same debate over and over....simply stated,

BLACK IS THE FASTEST COLOR

AND QUAD CABS ARE FOR WOMEN

RED TRUCKS ARE OWNED BY PEOPLE WITH SMALL OR MISSING WEENIES (HAD TO KEEP IT CLEAN FOR THE NON OFFENSIVE)...JUST ASK WIFEY

Sorry guys… My SCT programmer finally came but wouldn’t program my truck (ERROR CODE 12). :banghead: SCT said it may have been damaged..? I talked to Sean at Roe and he is going to send me another one.
Had a few (+-15) beers and thought I would stir up the pot… Maybe I was upset because I couldn’t play with my truck or because I have a small weenie???:hahaha::embarassed: 6’3â€￾ and hung like a Tic-Tac!!!
Either way, RED shines better!!!:rock: :rock: :rock: :rock: :rock: :rock: :rock:
 
Roz-SRT said:
Does your red truck want to race my black truck? :dontknow: :p :D

You shouldn't have a problem since red is faster, no? :D

I detect a bit of sarcasm in your font…:rolleyes: I'll have to ask the truck!!!:D :D :D
I have to let my wife drive… It wants it to be fair race!!!:elefant: :elefant: :elefant: :elefant: :elefant: :elefant: :elefant: :elefant: :elefant: :elefant: :elefant: :elefant: :elefant:

I'm typing BIGGER for Wifey... or maybe to compensate for... you know.:hahaha: :embarassed:
 
MUTT said:
again...the same debate over and over....simply stated,

BLACK IS THE FASTEST COLOR

AND QUAD CABS ARE FOR WOMEN

RED TRUCKS ARE OWNED BY PEOPLE WITH SMALL OR MISSING WEENIES (HAD TO KEEP IT CLEAN FOR THE NON OFFENSIVE)...JUST ASK WIFEY

thats not what you said when you were gumming mine a couple weeks ago!!
I knew the muttster would chime in on this!!!
 
The Itch said:
:evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil:"The debate is over!!!":evil::evil::evil::evil::evil:

It is a scientific fact that black absorbs more light than RED. This makes black move through any matter "in a lighted environment" SLOWER and increases it gravitational mass. All friction taken into account proves that black (though lovely) is truly the slowest color of the spectrum. DO NOT ARGUE WITH THE DATA!!! Grey would be the next slowest. In a black and white environment RED is invisible, I guess that makes it faster than light..? NOW WE ALL KNOW!!! THE END!!!:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

Only on Paper its Faster:D
 

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