Fetch My Slippers!

[Carlwalski]

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Tony comes home from the hospital with two broken legs and says to his mate Mick;
"My feet are freezing Mick, can you go upstairs and get my slippers."

"Sure" says Mick.

When Mick gets upstairs Tony's twin 19 year old daughters are up there so Mick says;
"Your Dad said I am to come up here and shag the both of you."

"No he never, piss off!" said the twins.

So Mick says: "I will prove it" he yells out "Tony, did you mean both?"

Tony yells back; "Well, fucking one is no use!".




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[mxzx440]

ha ha thats great

 

[Floor]

I can picture it.... oh no, watching playboy-TV again...

 

[bigike]

I literally had to read that 5 times............................