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At least Mikey liked his butt present! Must be tough to walk like that.
 
Crap, I thought I had my christmas shopping done early this year. Now I need to get my ass back to the mall to return the vacuum and stuff from Victoria's Secret.

:idea: Maybe I'll get her some X-metal goodies, a magnaflow and drop kit. :boxing:
 
muscletrucks said:
Crap, I thought I had my christmas shopping done early this year. Now I need to get my ass back to the mall to return the vacuum and stuff from Victoria's Secret.
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I'm afraid to ask what type of vacuum you got at Victoria's Secret.
 
FlyingLow said:
I'm afraid to ask what type of vacuum you got at Victoria's Secret.
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How do you know they sell different types??? :D
 
I bought my wife two boxes of cigars and a humidor!:D

I hope she doesn't like them....
 
Watch it, she will treat you like Monica Lewinsky with those cigars.

Bill.
 
Bone said:
At least Mikey liked his butt present! Must be tough to walk like that.
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I know what Marne was thinking tho... While he's dragging his ass on the carpet, at least now he would be cleaning something! :D
 
OK..I think I get it..All that shit is like a bad thing to get her for Xmas...:dontknow: :D Great public service announcement Bill.:rock: Thanks in advance.
 
Ok anybody whom has had a relationship for more than a year knows to NEVER buy anything that is used in a kitchen.......that means pot and pans, even if they are the fancy f#cking ones that cost over $100 each or the Kitchen Aid appliances.......yeah those damn things are over $300 each......Your f#cked if you buy those................so what do you get..............well you can never gone wrong with those little fricken shiney bastards................diamonds!!! And I dont mean you have to cave in and get the one big one.............get the earrings, bracelets, or necklaces...... With that gift you wont get a mixer up the ass or a pan in your face............just a sore wallet, but.......you'll have a happy tired weiner!!! LOL .....nothing gets em hotter than the bling!!!!;)


patrick
 
Been there, done that, 26 years later, I've got it figured out
 
i swear i could shoot diamonds out of my ass for a while, so much so my x asked for kitchenware. anything crotchless was only worn once, what a waste :dontknow: i liked them :p car gets old quick, i swear she hated my parents, my friends and maybe even me :D fuck it, i am single now and loving it :rock:
 
mauiSRT/10 said:
Ok anybody whom has had a relationship for more than a year knows to NEVER buy anything that is used in a kitchen.......that means pot and pans, even if they are the fancy f#cking ones that cost over $100 each or the Kitchen Aid appliances.......yeah those damn things are over $300 each......Your f#cked if you buy those................so what do you get..............well you can never gone wrong with those little fricken shiney bastards................diamonds!!! And I dont mean you have to cave in and get the one big one.............get the earrings, bracelets, or necklaces...... With that gift you wont get a mixer up the ass or a pan in your face............just a sore wallet, but.......you'll have a happy tired weiner!!! LOL .....nothing gets em hotter than the bling!!!!;)


patrick
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Hey everyone, Patrick know his stuff LISTEN UP :rock: :D
 
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