For you married guys

[Begood]

Just trying to help you out.

http://www.beentoodamnlong.com/gallery/wronggiftagain.wmv

Bill.

 

[Rockin Ronnie]

Hahahaahaha! I am the one on the left!!!

 

[Bone]

At least Mikey liked his butt present! Must be tough to walk like that.

 

[muscletrucks]

Crap, I thought I had my christmas shopping done early this year. Now I need to get my ass back to the mall to return the vacuum and stuff from Victoria's Secret.

:idea: Maybe I'll get her some X-metal goodies, a magnaflow and drop kit. :boxing:

 

[dragon]

dam, guess i better return the vacuum also.

 

[Whitesnake]

dam that swing i got has to go back!

 

[FlyingLow]

Crap, I thought I had my christmas shopping done early this year. Now I need to get my ass back to the mall to return the vacuum and stuff from Victoria's Secret.

I'm afraid to ask what type of vacuum you got at Victoria's Secret.

 

[muscletrucks]

I'm afraid to ask what type of vacuum you got at Victoria's Secret.

How do you know they sell different types???

 

[Whitesnake]

How do you know they sell different types???

he has a couple!

 

[Silverback]

I think I will buy my wife a kitchen sink this year.

 

[KRAZYSRT10]

I bought my wife two boxes of cigars and a humidor!

I hope she doesn't like them....

 

[Begood]

Watch it, she will treat you like Monica Lewinsky with those cigars.

Bill.

 

[Black1]

At least Mikey liked his butt present! Must be tough to walk like that.

I know what Marne was thinking tho... While he's dragging his ass on the carpet, at least now he would be cleaning something!

 

[ILtemprd]

OK..I think I get it..All that shit is like a bad thing to get her for Xmas...:dontknow: Great public service announcement Bill.:rock: Thanks in advance.

 

[mauiSRT/10]

Ok anybody whom has had a relationship for more than a year knows to NEVER buy anything that is used in a kitchen.......that means pot and pans, even if they are the fancy f#cking ones that cost over $100 each or the Kitchen Aid appliances.......yeah those damn things are over $300 each......Your f#cked if you buy those................so what do you get..............well you can never gone wrong with those little fricken shiney bastards................diamonds!!! And I dont mean you have to cave in and get the one big one.............get the earrings, bracelets, or necklaces...... With that gift you wont get a mixer up the ass or a pan in your face............just a sore wallet, but.......you'll have a happy tired weiner!!! LOL .....nothing gets em hotter than the bling!!!!


patrick

 

[ViperJeff]

Been there, done that, 26 years later, I've got it figured out

 

[Voodoo]

i swear i could shoot diamonds out of my ass for a while, so much so my x asked for kitchenware. anything crotchless was only worn once, what a waste :dontknow: i liked them car gets old quick, i swear she hated my parents, my friends and maybe even me fuck it, i am single now and loving it :rock:

 

[Wifey]

Ok anybody whom has had a relationship for more than a year knows to NEVER buy anything that is used in a kitchen.......that means pot and pans, even if they are the fancy f#cking ones that cost over $100 each or the Kitchen Aid appliances.......yeah those damn things are over $300 each......Your f#cked if you buy those................so what do you get..............well you can never gone wrong with those little fricken shiney bastards................diamonds!!! And I dont mean you have to cave in and get the one big one.............get the earrings, bracelets, or necklaces...... With that gift you wont get a mixer up the ass or a pan in your face............just a sore wallet, but.......you'll have a happy tired weiner!!! LOL .....nothing gets em hotter than the bling!!!!


patrick

Hey everyone, Patrick know his stuff LISTEN UP :rock:

 

[mauiSRT/10]

Hey everyone, Patrick know his stuff LISTEN UP :rock:

How come I knew you would agree!!!! LOL


patrick

 

[Silverback]

Hey everyone, Patrick know his stuff LISTEN UP :rock:

Screw Patrick. My wife's still getting a kitchen sink.