Found out that we are having a boy!

[Cruster]

With Cinco de Mayo and myself (cause I am sure I was drunk when we conceived him), he should be a destined drunk when he's born. And you know, with a boy, I only have one penis to worry about. With a girl, I have a million...

Oh God, the jarheads are gonna take over the earth

Forgot to say thanks for your service by the way, we'll deprogram you when you get out!