Get me to the UK...

SD2005Dustin

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Here it goes blokes... "Michael from the UK" knows a bit about my desires, but I'm really trying to move to the UK with my family.

I'm an IT and work in the States with Government Security Clearance and Military networks. I would like to transfer to the UK just doing any IT work.

If any of you over there can look into adding another UK SRT10 member to the GTGs that would be great. You can contact me via PM or email me at [email protected]

Thanks in advance guys.
 
being a brit myself and living in the USA, I would suggest therapy. lie down the feeling should pass?:dontknow: If you want to pay 77% of your disposable income in taxes and like rain they will welcome you with open arms:aetsch:

thewelshm
 
THEWELSHM said:
being a brit myself and living in the USA, I would suggest therapy. lie down the feeling should pass?:dontknow: If you want to pay 77% of your disposable income in taxes and like rain they will welcome you with open arms:aetsch:

thewelshm

I live in california, and we pay a good 60% to everything already, so I don't think I'd mind the extra 17% as a trade off for not seeing any more homos and rainbow flags:D :elefant:
 
SD2005Dustin said:
I live in california, and we pay a good 60% to everything already, so I don't think I'd mind the extra 17% as a trade off for not seeing any more homos and rainbow flags:D :elefant:
OMG!!! Has Dom moved to California???:D :D
 
SD2005Dustin said:
I live in california, and we pay a good 60% to everything already, so I don't think I'd mind the extra 17% as a trade off for not seeing any more homos and rainbow flags:D :elefant:
Then move to a diffrent state for god sakes.
 
Yeah, maybe a state without state taxes. I know Florida and several other states do not have a state tax. Save you some green. UK is a pretty depressing place.
 
Texas has no state income tax and you can live in someplaces were you wont see anyone for days ;)
 
JTS VENOM PERFORMANCE said:
would you like to go ups or fedex, we could do discount service and send you usps?


ya but if you send him USPS his tracking number wont work till after he gets there:D
 
THEWELSHM said:
being a brit myself and living in the USA, I would suggest therapy. lie down the feeling should pass?:dontknow: If you want to pay 77% of your disposable income in taxes and like rain they will welcome you with open arms:aetsch:

thewelshm
He is right, don't do it.
Hey wait!!!!! maybe we could swop places???
I'll have all the sunshine and i'll cope with the homos and you'll not see the sun for the next three years and have to put up with the muslims the indians and all the others we let walk all over us all the time, you will be paying higher taxes and the cost of living will make you crap your pants. Gas at $10 a gallon and smokes about the same,:mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:
Yeah sure!!!!!!!!!!!! come on over and enjoy.
Don't run away from your problems, been there and done that, they are the same wherever you are. Stay and battle throo bud.
Best wishes for the job and the future
Mick in not so pleasant England
 
mickster said:
He is right, don't do it.
Hey wait!!!!! maybe we could swop places???
I'll have all the sunshine and i'll cope with the homos and you'll not see the sun for the next three years and have to put up with the muslims the indians and all the others we let walk all over us all the time, you will be paying higher taxes and the cost of living will make you crap your pants. Gas at $10 a gallon and smokes about the same,:mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:
Yeah sure!!!!!!!!!!!! come on over and enjoy.
Don't run away from your problems, been there and done that, they are the same wherever you are. Stay and battle throo bud.
Best wishes for the job and the future
Mick in not so pleasant England



LMAO!!! tell em bro!
 
mickster said:
He is right, don't do it.
Hey wait!!!!! maybe we could swop places???
I'll have all the sunshine and i'll cope with the homos and you'll not see the sun for the next three years and have to put up with the muslims the indians and all the others we let walk all over us all the time, you will be paying higher taxes and the cost of living will make you crap your pants. Gas at $10 a gallon and smokes about the same,:mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:
Yeah sure!!!!!!!!!!!! come on over and enjoy.
Don't run away from your problems, been there and done that, they are the same wherever you are. Stay and battle throo bud.
Best wishes for the job and the future
Mick in not so pleasant England

Ok Ok Mick, so then are you gonna let us come visit first?:D
 
Ironhead said:
Texas has no state income tax and you can live in someplaces were you wont see anyone for days ;)
Yea till some texas Chainsaw massacre dude shows up and chases us with a chainsaw, scratches my truck and then I have to drag his ass 100 miles to the nearest police station.
 
jontyre said:
Yeah, maybe a state without state taxes. I know Florida and several other states do not have a state tax. Save you some green. UK is a pretty depressing place.

Trying to talk my wife into that one. Shes open to a different country, but not really a different state at this point. So I'm looking at positions in LA as her family is all here in San Diego. So this would be an easier way to get her to be more open minded and show herself she will survive if we move to a different state...
 
Here read this and let your wife also. If you love BIG BIG GOV then set sail:http://www.cnbc.com/id/39265847
UK Proposes All Paychecks Go to the State First


Published: Monday, 20 Sep 2010 | 7:57 AM ET
By: Robin Knight
CNBC Associate Web Producer


The UK's tax collection agency is putting forth a proposal that all employers send employee paychecks to the government, after which the government would deduct what it deems as the appropriate tax and pay the employees by bank transfer.

parliament_eye_200.standard.jpg
Sharon Lorimer​


The proposal by Her Majesty's Revenue and Customs (HMRC) stresses the need for employers to provide real-time information to the government so that it can monitor all payments and make a better assessment of whether the correct tax is being paid.
Currently employers withhold tax and pay the government, providing information at the end of the year, a system know as Pay as You Earn (PAYE). There is no option for those employees to refuse withholding and individually file a tax return at the end of the year.
If the real-time information plan works, it further proposes that employers hand over employee salaries to the government first.
"The next step could be to use (real-time) information as the basis for centralizing the calculation and deduction of tax," HMRC said in a July discussion paper.
HMRC described the plan as "radical" as it would be a huge change from the current system that has been largely unchanged for 66 years.
Even though the centralized deductions proposal would provide much-needed oversight, there are some major concerns, George Bull, head of Tax at Baker Tilly, told CNBC.com.
"If HMRC has direct access to employees' bank accounts and makes a mistake, people are going to feel very exposed and vulnerable," Bull said.
And the chance of widespread mistakes could be high, according to Bull. HMRC does not have a good track record of handling large computer systems and has suffered high-profile errors with data, he said.

The system would be massive in terms of data management, larger than a recent attempt to centralize the National Health Service's data, which was later scrapped, Bull said.
If there's a mistake and the HMRC collects too much money, the difficulty of getting it back could be high with repayments of tax taking weeks or months, he said.
"There has to be some very clear understanding of how quickly repayments were made if there was a mistake," Bull said.
HMRC estimated the potential savings to employers from the introduction of the concept would be about £500 million ($780 million).
But the cost of implementing the new system would be "phenomenal," Bull pointed out.
"It's very clear that the system does need to be modernized… It's outdated, it's outmoded," Emma Boon, campaigner manager at the Tax Payers' Alliance, told CNBC.com.
Boon said that the Tax Payers' Alliance was in favor of simplifying tax collection, but stressed that a new complex computer system would add infrastructure and administration costs at a time when the government is trying to reduce spending.
There is a further concern, according to Bull. The centralized storage of so much data poises a security risk as the system may be open to cyber crime.
As well as security issues, there's a huge issue of transparency, according to Boon.
Boon also questioned HMCR's ability to handle to the role effectively.
The Institute of Directors (IoD), a UK organization created to promote the business agenda of directors and entreprenuers, said in a press release it had major concerns about the proposal to allow employees' pay to be paid directly to HMRC.
The IoD said the shift to a real-time, centralized system could be positive as long as the burden on employers was not increased. But it added that the idea of wages being processed by HMRC was "completely unacceptable."
“This document contains a lot of good ideas. But the idea that HMRC should be trusted with the gross pay of employees is not one of them," Richard Baron, Head of Taxation at the IoD, said in the release.
 
DevilDawg3097 said:
Here read this and let your wife also. If you love BIG BIG GOV then set sail:http://www.cnbc.com/id/39265847
UK Proposes All Paychecks Go to the State First


Published: Monday, 20 Sep 2010 | 7:57 AM ET
By: Robin Knight
CNBC Associate Web Producer


The UK's tax collection agency is putting forth a proposal that all employers send employee paychecks to the government, after which the government would deduct what it deems as the appropriate tax and pay the employees by bank transfer.

parliament_eye_200.standard.jpg
Sharon Lorimer​


The proposal by Her Majesty's Revenue and Customs (HMRC) stresses the need for employers to provide real-time information to the government so that it can monitor all payments and make a better assessment of whether the correct tax is being paid.
Currently employers withhold tax and pay the government, providing information at the end of the year, a system know as Pay as You Earn (PAYE). There is no option for those employees to refuse withholding and individually file a tax return at the end of the year.
If the real-time information plan works, it further proposes that employers hand over employee salaries to the government first.
"The next step could be to use (real-time) information as the basis for centralizing the calculation and deduction of tax," HMRC said in a July discussion paper.
HMRC described the plan as "radical" as it would be a huge change from the current system that has been largely unchanged for 66 years.
Even though the centralized deductions proposal would provide much-needed oversight, there are some major concerns, George Bull, head of Tax at Baker Tilly, told CNBC.com.
"If HMRC has direct access to employees' bank accounts and makes a mistake, people are going to feel very exposed and vulnerable," Bull said.
And the chance of widespread mistakes could be high, according to Bull. HMRC does not have a good track record of handling large computer systems and has suffered high-profile errors with data, he said.

The system would be massive in terms of data management, larger than a recent attempt to centralize the National Health Service's data, which was later scrapped, Bull said.
If there's a mistake and the HMRC collects too much money, the difficulty of getting it back could be high with repayments of tax taking weeks or months, he said.
"There has to be some very clear understanding of how quickly repayments were made if there was a mistake," Bull said.
HMRC estimated the potential savings to employers from the introduction of the concept would be about £500 million ($780 million).
But the cost of implementing the new system would be "phenomenal," Bull pointed out.
"It's very clear that the system does need to be modernized… It's outdated, it's outmoded," Emma Boon, campaigner manager at the Tax Payers' Alliance, told CNBC.com.
Boon said that the Tax Payers' Alliance was in favor of simplifying tax collection, but stressed that a new complex computer system would add infrastructure and administration costs at a time when the government is trying to reduce spending.
There is a further concern, according to Bull. The centralized storage of so much data poises a security risk as the system may be open to cyber crime.
As well as security issues, there's a huge issue of transparency, according to Boon.
Boon also questioned HMCR's ability to handle to the role effectively.
The Institute of Directors (IoD), a UK organization created to promote the business agenda of directors and entreprenuers, said in a press release it had major concerns about the proposal to allow employees' pay to be paid directly to HMRC.
The IoD said the shift to a real-time, centralized system could be positive as long as the burden on employers was not increased. But it added that the idea of wages being processed by HMRC was "completely unacceptable."
“This document contains a lot of good ideas. But the idea that HMRC should be trusted with the gross pay of employees is not one of them," Richard Baron, Head of Taxation at the IoD, said in the release.


Now that is as funny as f*ck, pretty much near the truth tho'.
:D :D :D :D :D :D :D
 
SD2005Dustin said:
Ok Ok Mick, so then are you gonna let us come visit first?:D

Yeah you can all come visit. just bring me some parts and you can all stay at mine lol.

i am coming back over next year, so I have got to get a GTG going for when I make the planned visit, I won't have me truck with me tho lol
 

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