Well...sometimes the written word doesn't accurately express what the filmmakers had in mind for the particular scene. Haha. Most of my first posts would be form The Big Lebowski or Gradma's Boy. If we keep it written, here you go:
"Well, that's just like, your opinion man." - The Dude
"I don't like you sucking around bothering our citizens Lebowski. I don't like your jerkoff name, I don't like your jerkoff face, and I don't like you jerkoff behavior. Do I make myself clear.........jerkoff?" - Chief of Malibu Police