"Hey man, nice truck....."

[Outlawl]

Ok so we have all heard that one, what are some good replies ?


We all know the " Yeah I got the (black, white, yellow etc) one because its the fastest color..."

I have told people " They were having a two for one sale, I crashed the other one into a ditch..." just for laughs

My boss is a lamer he told me "good thing gas is cheap" in a sarcastic voice, he drives a prius...

What are some funny things people have said to you or you have said about your truck ?

 

[FATJACK]

How can a heavy ass truck like that outrun my Corvette??????

 

[NBT]

"Nice looking truck...Too bad that's only a V-6... you can hear that it's not the V-8 Hemi"

 

[TNVIPER]

"you must have a lot of money...those trucks cost over $100K!".....just heard this yesterday..

 

[Silverback]

Oh, it's not a Hemi. As they walk away disappointed.

 

[Roz]

"you must have a lot of money...those trucks cost over $100K!".....just heard this yesterday..

Damn!!! Find out who it was and I'll glad sell mine to him 40% off of "sticker".

 

[ohiosrt10]

Oh, it's not a Hemi. As they walk away disappointed.

Winner!!

 

[kickinassrt-10]

I get a lot of "That's a nice truck, I bet the gas mileage isn't good"..that's when I usually reply, You don't buy one of these baby's for gas mileage!!

 

[SilvrSRT10]

Y'all know this look......

 

[SRT10VENOMOUS]

"Nice looking truck...Too bad that's only a V-6... you can hear that it's not the V-8 Hemi"

hahah ken you must have run into the same rednecks that I did in FL.. pulled into a gas stateion and they are like wow thats nice.. ohh wait its not a hemi you can tell by the sound... must be a v6 bla bla bla .. .lol...

 

[WAZZSUP]

...hey dude, my neighbors got something just like that except a real tall wing. With stickers that say Daytona...

...you should put those SRT10 badges on there....it looks somewhat like an SRT10 with that body kit.

 

[Cablefed]

Had a girl I have been hanging with the other day meet me for dinner and we met at the parking lot at the resturant. I told her I drove a silver dodge ram. She pulls up and we both get out of our cars and chat for a second. The next words out of her mouth were " Is that a SRT-10?" my reply "Yeah" her response "Those trucks make my panties wet, take me for a ride sometime!"

Trust me boys I took her for a ride, and yes the 10 does make her panties wet. Cheers!

 

[LoveThisTruck]

Had a girl I have been hanging with the other day meet me for dinner and we met at the parking lot at the resturant. I told her I drove a silver dodge ram. She pulls up and we both get out of our cars and chat for a second. The next words out of her mouth were " Is that a SRT-10?" my reply "Yeah" her response "Those trucks make my panties wet, take me for a ride sometime!"

Trust me boys I took her for a ride, and yes the 10 does make her panties wet. Cheers!

One of the main reasons I love my truck :rock: :rock: :rock: :rock: :rock: :rock:

 

[slow91]

"Damn Holmes.....that's a tight ass kit".

All I said was WOW! ....and proceeded to walk off.......:argh:

 

[BIGINJUN]

Had a ricer at gas station I use regularily say "that bad boy REALLY got a viper motor? Course I said it was "A hemi + 2" just for shits & giggles. He said ya right, so I had to pop the hood. Kid took pics & sent to his friends!!

 

[FlyingLow]

Yesterday - "It's a god damn masterpiece."

 

[ViperJeff]

At the AutoRama.....


"Hey look, some dumb ass brought a pickup truck to a car show"

 

[eddie102870]

i love sitting at the red light and looking at married man in the mini van through the rear view mirror pointing at my liscense plate reading "1BADV10". gives me wood.....lol

 

[SlvrSnake]

I have gotten the, "Has a got a HEMI?", of course. Usually just reply, "No I couldn't afford it...", and get a dumb look.

I have told people its a Hybrid and they usually seem to believe me for some reason and then I tell them I am kidding and they have a stupid smirk on their face, like yeah I knew that. Or it could be, you're a real A-Hole. Probably the latter

Have also been honest and told people its got a Viper engine and still haven gotten a dumb look with a head nod, like yeah cool. Translation, What the FK is a Viper Engine? Why doesn't he just call it a HEMI???

Ques: Does it break the tires loose? Ans: No, it only has 500HP. Resp: Oh...

 

[viperhauler]

after being outrun by a sub 2500 lb. turbo 325 today.....we pulled into the homo depot, and just about walked to each other's car to see...as soon as we got out...i was really impressed with his turbo...and he was oogling over the mine...kinda cool...he works at a porsche tuner close to my house...that was a good exchange...he goes hell, if you ever see the lights on after hours we're usually in the shop drinkin beer...you gotta stop by...enough said

the think that makes me think about my response is usually gauged by the inquisitiveness of the asker...you can tell the guy that goes...that thing got a hemi (douche) or this kind gentleman that just yesterday, stopped, paused, then politely started asking a few questions..."so, now, that's not a version of the hemi, right, but it is 10 cylinders, like the car"....yes, sir....matter of fact it's the exact same motor that they have in the car, along with the transmission......that i can deal with...

last week, i go through some drivethrough, and this (insert stereotype here) lady literally crawls half way through the window (which, she had no business trying to fit herself through), and exclaims, oh my god that is a pretty truck...does that mean "you got money"....no, ma'am, i don't have any money, i just told the back that i would repay them after several years...(with borderline disgusted look on her face, and sucking of teeth) OH...then i get a free milkshake because, evidently, "i'm cute"...