Sick's 4th
I woke up and started what would amount to be a all nighter Post-a-thon and Hodown with Wifey, who for her efforts gained a Bitchin Gumby avatar. :rock: I was forced by my wife to speak to Shawn on the phone...a convo that went basically like...Hey :2in1: Whatcha doin....Hey nothin much and you

Well you called me Bastorino :dontknow: No I didn't my wife threw Me the phone and said someone wanted to talk to me :2in1: You too huh

Yup.............

Well ok so how's it goin

Uuuuuh :dontknow: Ok and you

Duh WTF are we doing

I dint know and you.................

LOL Duh WTF dude I gotta go I am watching TapouT on TV...............:rock: Eh ok Stud I let you go
Then I had no food that was not frozen so I ordered the kid and I a couple of them Pizzones from Pizza Hut, scratched my balls for a couple hours and then posted my silly ass of like it was 1999

Sorry for the obscure Prince reference

But I had a Bitchin time on this site hanging with my Queen Ho and polluting the INTERNET with Mindless Blather :rock: :rock: Oh and while doing this I was also IM'ing with her :rock: :rock: Cause we got skillz like that Bitches

I thought about calling some Peep's up but for the first holiday in forever I decided you can all go screw yourselves

I concentrated on my Ho and I had fun.....While doing all of this because fireworks are illegal in the lovely oven I call Maricopa, Az I pleasured myself and I have pic's if anyone is interested

:rock: Although I will have to charge you for the pic's of the grand finale

:rock: These pic's can also be autographed upon request
So that was my day...I did actually talk to my brother for a few minutes....Like the 2nd time since I was kicked out of Washington state

But he's a self centered Prick and I hate that Shit anyway...I had to lie and tell him I missed his Ass

When in reality I am getting close to repo on his truck....But it's Black and black SRT-10's are Gheyer then Silver one's w/o wings

and 10 second time slips

Damn I just realized that I sorta Ho'd the thread

Must be a hangover from my 187 post Extravaganza last night

Oh I almost forgot..I will be setting up and auction on line in a few minutes....I went over to AZPYRO's house this morning and found numerous body parts he blew off his body last night....Nothing says good morning better then finding an Ear embedded in a block wall and lips plastered to the ceiling

:rock: Oh don't worry Scott is ok.....He's a damn pro LOLOLOL Remember the 5 second rule...Shit blows off your body, pick that Bitch up, blow it off and apply direct pressure

Yeah I went CSI LOLOLOLOL Grisom can kiss my hairy white Ass
