HOW TO HANDLE IRRITATING SEAT MATES

[Hamrhead]

If you are sitting next to someone who irritates you on a plane or train etc...

Follow these instructions:

1. Quietly and calmly open up your Laptop Computer case.

2. Remove your laptop.

3. Start up

4. Make sure the guy who is annoying you, can see the screen.

5. Close your eyes and tilt your head up to the sky.

6. Then hit this link http://boortz.com/mp3/archive/countdown.swf

 

[Sharpimage]

If you are sitting next to someone who irritates you on a plane or train etc...

Follow these instructions:

1. Quietly and calmly open up your Laptop Computer case.

2. Remove your laptop.

3. Start up

4. Make sure the guy who is annoying you, can see the screen.

5. Close your eyes and tilt your head up to the sky.

6. Then hit this link http://boortz.com/mp3/archive/countdown.swf

lolololllol make sure you utter a few words to allah! :rock:

Sharpi

 

[Silverback]

Yep, that will get all your body cavities searched when you land.

 

[SrtBradsBoss]

Or shot or something while in the air

 

[SilvrSRT10]

You will probably get escorted off the plane before it lands.

 

[jelms]

Yep, that will get all your body cavities searched when you land.

With no lube too If you make it off the plane.

 

[Sharpimage]

With no lube too If you make it off the plane.

i'm telling you man.. if you tried to even do something i'm sure some huge
6' 5" 275lb black dude is gonna want to "talk" with you in the back.. you
hesitate.. he's pumpin you full of soft lead...

Sharpi

 

[Kevan]

Even making jokes about firearms or explosives will get you some healthy jail time.
Esp. in this day and age.

 

[jelms]

Even making jokes about firearms or explosives will get you some healthy jail time.
Esp. in this day and age.

Very true.

Actually if that did happen on a plane I would punch them in the throat.

 

[Sharpimage]

Very true.

Actually if that did happen on a plane I would punch them in the throat.

do it quick before they self distruct! :dontknow: :dontknow:

Sharpi

 

[BurntRubber]

Yep, that will get all your body cavities searched when you land.

that why your gonna do it next time you fly...sorry couldn't resist

 

[Silverback]

that why your gonna do it next time you fly...sorry couldn't resist

I will be flinging shit when they get within 10 feet of me.

And just so you know, it's Mikey that likes those body cavity searches, not me.

 

[moparracing]

too funny............