QuickSilver
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:dancing: WELCOME back.... I think
love ya,
Jerry
love ya,
Jerry
QuickSilver said::dancing: WELCOME back.... I think![]()
love ya,
Jerry
TheSickness said:Just wait till I feel Normal :dontknow:You fuckers are in trouble
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Bone said:A filthy rich North Carolina man name Stinker decided that he wanted to throw a party and invited all of his buddies and neighbors. He also invited Mikey, the only redneck in the neighborhood.
He held the party around the pool in the backyard of his mansion. Mikey was having a good time drinking, dancing, eating shrimp, oysters and BBQ and flirting with all the men. At the height of the party, the host said, "I have a 10ft man-eating gator in my pool and I'll give a million dollars to anyone who has the nerve to jump in."
The words were barely out of his mouth when there was a loud splash and everyone turned around and saw Mikey in the pool!
Mikey was fighting the gator and spanking its ass! Mikey was jabbing the gator in the butt with his thumbs, throwng punches, grion butts and choke holds, biting the gator on the underside and flipping the gator through the air like some kind of Judo Instructor.
The water was churning and splashing everywhere. Both Mikey and the gator were screaming and raising hell. Finally Mikey strangled the gator and let it float to the top like a dime store goldfish. Mikey then slowly climbed out of the pool. Everybody was just staring at him in disbelief.
Finally the host says, "Well, Mikey, I reckon I owe you a million
dollars."
"No, that's okay. I don't want it," said Mikey.
Stinker said, "Man, I have to give you something. You won the bet. How about half a million bucks then?"
"No thanks. I don't want it," answered Mikey.
The host said, "Come on, I insist on giving you something. That was amazing. How about a new SRT-10 and a Rolex and some stock options?"
Again Mikey said no.
Confused, the rich man asked, "Well, Mikey, then what do you want?"
Mikey said, "Other than a piece of NBT, I want the name of the sumbitch who pushed me in the pool.
Black1 said:Hey the old "Hospital Diet Plan" worked!:rock: Too bad you'll be a fat ass again soon, just like the rest of us.
:star: :eating: (Except for Kris... skinny fucker.
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KRAZYSRT10 said:Dude...I weigh 215..so if you think I'm skinny, it might be time for some Gastro- Bypass!!Phat Phukker!!
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Big Perm said:Glad you are home Mikey.....it's good to have the ghey back at vtcoa.com
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