I am home and getting better

QuickSilver said:
:dancing: WELCOME back.... I think :D

love ya,
Jerry
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i hear that the male doctors are knocking at his door???????? one said his watch is still in there???:dontknow: :dontknow: :dontknow: :dontknow: :dontknow: :dontknow: :dontknow: :dontknow: what going on:dontknow: :dontknow: :dontknow: please give him his watch back?:idea: :idea: :idea:
 
A filthy rich North Carolina man name Stinker decided that he wanted to throw a party and invited all of his buddies and neighbors. He also invited Mikey, the only redneck in the neighborhood.

He held the party around the pool in the backyard of his mansion. Mikey was having a good time drinking, dancing, eating shrimp, oysters and BBQ and flirting with all the men. At the height of the party, the host said, "I have a 10ft man-eating gator in my pool and I'll give a million dollars to anyone who has the nerve to jump in."

The words were barely out of his mouth when there was a loud splash and everyone turned around and saw Mikey in the pool!

Mikey was fighting the gator and spanking its ass! Mikey was jabbing the gator in the butt with his thumbs, throwng punches, grion butts and choke holds, biting the gator on the underside and flipping the gator through the air like some kind of Judo Instructor.

The water was churning and splashing everywhere. Both Mikey and the gator were screaming and raising hell. Finally Mikey strangled the gator and let it float to the top like a dime store goldfish. Mikey then slowly climbed out of the pool. Everybody was just staring at him in disbelief.

Finally the host says, "Well, Mikey, I reckon I owe you a million
dollars."

"No, that's okay. I don't want it," said Mikey.

Stinker said, "Man, I have to give you something. You won the bet. How about half a million bucks then?"

"No thanks. I don't want it," answered Mikey.

The host said, "Come on, I insist on giving you something. That was amazing. How about a new SRT-10 and a Rolex and some stock options?"

Again Mikey said no.

Confused, the rich man asked, "Well, Mikey, then what do you want?"

Mikey said, "Other than a piece of NBT, I want the name of the sumbitch who pushed me in the pool.
 
TheSickness said:
Just wait till I feel Normal :dontknow: ;) You fuckers are in trouble :D
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WHAT I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING OR SHIT MAYBE THATS WHY....:D
DON'T WORRY MR. BASTAGE SOME HELP IS ALREADY ON THE WAY:rock:
 
Bone said:
A filthy rich North Carolina man name Stinker decided that he wanted to throw a party and invited all of his buddies and neighbors. He also invited Mikey, the only redneck in the neighborhood.

He held the party around the pool in the backyard of his mansion. Mikey was having a good time drinking, dancing, eating shrimp, oysters and BBQ and flirting with all the men. At the height of the party, the host said, "I have a 10ft man-eating gator in my pool and I'll give a million dollars to anyone who has the nerve to jump in."

The words were barely out of his mouth when there was a loud splash and everyone turned around and saw Mikey in the pool!

Mikey was fighting the gator and spanking its ass! Mikey was jabbing the gator in the butt with his thumbs, throwng punches, grion butts and choke holds, biting the gator on the underside and flipping the gator through the air like some kind of Judo Instructor.

The water was churning and splashing everywhere. Both Mikey and the gator were screaming and raising hell. Finally Mikey strangled the gator and let it float to the top like a dime store goldfish. Mikey then slowly climbed out of the pool. Everybody was just staring at him in disbelief.

Finally the host says, "Well, Mikey, I reckon I owe you a million
dollars."

"No, that's okay. I don't want it," said Mikey.

Stinker said, "Man, I have to give you something. You won the bet. How about half a million bucks then?"

"No thanks. I don't want it," answered Mikey.

The host said, "Come on, I insist on giving you something. That was amazing. How about a new SRT-10 and a Rolex and some stock options?"

Again Mikey said no.

Confused, the rich man asked, "Well, Mikey, then what do you want?"

Mikey said, "Other than a piece of NBT, I want the name of the sumbitch who pushed me in the pool.
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I thought it was funny...............:rock:

Get well soon Mikey......

SD
 
The only reason mikey is so calm and cool is he still has plenty of astro glide the hospital gave him:burnout: :D :dancing:
 
Mikey.....

Been a hell of day or more like a hell of a month. But I was serious the other day when I said you made my day. Thank You for just being my friend, it means a hell of a lot
 
You may have lost weight you fat bastage..but crack only goes soo far!! So when you get done smokin that pipe and humpin on your boyfriend (or getting humped) let me know so I can call...it's a little weird calling in the middle of a gay porn fest!!:D

BTW, I'm LOVING it here in K-Bay!!! Kinda reminds me of a song I love soo much and maybe you might of heard it...I believe its by Pink Floyd, "I wish you were here now."...Cause man I wish you guyz could enjoy this shiznit after all you've been through!

Sorry I haven't called you yet Big Bro, but I will soon...I plomise!!!:)

So get back to your Oxygen channel and watching women give birth you earing wearing, rainbow living, astro-glide using, fruit cake eating, tu-tu wearing Ho-Mo!! Oh....and get well soon Mikey...we miss you!

The Krazy's....and Tell Marne and Jalen we said Aloha!!!:D
 
Black1 said:
Hey the old "Hospital Diet Plan" worked! :D :rock: Too bad you'll be a fat ass again soon, just like the rest of us. :D :star: :eating: (Except for Kris... skinny fucker. :( :p )
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Dude...I weigh 215..so if you think I'm skinny, it might be time for some Gastro- Bypass!!:D:D:D:D Phat Phukker!!:D:D:D:D:D:D;)
 
Welcome back goober. :rock: Good to hear things are looking up. It looks like you have started recruiting more HoMo's (KRAZY) in into your rainbow revolution.:D That makes a whopping two now. You can take over the world with that kind of ghey power. Are you going to make him frost his hair too?:p Good luck with the rest of your recovery.
 
Good to see your home mate, hope everything is smooth sailing from now on in!!
 
Glad you are back man. Next time tell your boyfriend not to nibble on your toes so hard. He should know cuts on diabetic foots can lead to nasty infections!! :D

You and your family are some of the strongest people I know, keep your head up and look forward to the promotion! The good times are coming soon!!
 
Glad you are home Mikey.....it's good to have the ghey back at vtcoa.com

:D
 
Big Perm said:
Glad you are home Mikey.....it's good to have the ghey back at vtcoa.com

:D
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I think you've been holding it up just fine....;) :D
 
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