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I test drove a CTS-V today.

Dammmmmmn...that is a nice ride.

Sorry, I know I have been disloyal...but the performance numbers are mind numbing...it is just what GM should have been building for the past ten years.

The car is swift and handles beautifully. I want one alone for an hour...I want to try a hand-brake 180 degree turn...

Paddle shifters are kewl...but not very functional.

I know I have done wrong...but as usual, the sin was very pleasurable.
 
Very nice car Roy. When do you figure you might get permission from headquarters?

Wil
 
I think the CTS-V for old farts may be a Challenger killer...maybe...and if it doesn't out run one...it is still a very nice ride...

I took Christine with me, she said: "Go ahead, its fine, don't worry about it, do what ever you want."

Then I remembered...


9 WORDS WOMEN USE

1. Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are
right and you need to shut up.

2. Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour.
Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more
minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

3. Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something,
and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing
usually end in fine.

4. Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

5. Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement
often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an
idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing
with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)

6. That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women
can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard
before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

7. Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say
you're welcome.

8. Whatever: Is a women's way of saying FUCK YOU!

9. Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning
this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but
is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's
wrong?' For the woman's response refer to #3.
 
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Roy, pleeeese will me your truck....Christine and I have already been talking about having you knocked off.:D :D :D :D
 
Prof said:
I think the CTS-V for old farts may be a Challenger killer...maybe...and if it doesn't out run one...it is still a very nice ride...

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I cheat prof, I will have Joanne moon you:p
 
Christine tells me frequently that one of the things she devised in graduate school was a list of ways to do me in that could not be traced. I may only be one meal away from the final dose...so...I drive it like I stole it!
 
Stinker said:
I cheat prof, I will have Joanne moon you:p
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Yup my tongue would get hard and I would not be able to breath!

What do you offer for the CTS-V?
 
Prof said:
Christine tells me frequently that one of the things she devised in graduate school was a list of ways to do me in that could not be traced. I may only be one meal away from the final dose...so...I drive it like I stole it!
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so...you're gonna go ahead and buy it, then, right?;)
 
Prof said:
I think the CTS-V for old farts may be a Challenger killer...maybe...and if it doesn't out run one...it is still a very nice ride...

I took Christine with me, she said: "Go ahead, its fine, don't worry about it, do what ever you want."

Then I remembered...


9 WORDS WOMEN USE

1. Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are
right and you need to shut up.

2. Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour.
Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more
minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

3. Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something,
and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing
usually end in fine.

4. Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

5. Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement
often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an
idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing
with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)

6. That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women
can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard
before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

7. Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say
you're welcome.

8. Whatever: Is a women's way of saying FUCK YOU!

9. Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning
this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but
is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's
wrong?' For the woman's response refer to #3.
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D.R. "ruth" roy,..........tooo fuckin funny..:D as for the caddy mitey fine ride, like the stick chally better...............:rock:
 
This wont mean much or be popular....just something about driving a modern Hemi Challenger...........somehow a Cadillac..no matter how bad..is, well, just not bad..:dontknow: :dontknow:
 
TNVIPER said:
This wont mean much or be popular....just something about driving a modern Hemi Challenger...........somehow a Cadillac..no matter how bad..is, well, just not bad..:dontknow: :dontknow:
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I have allways wanted a caddy............but one with fins:rock:
 
Prof said:
Christine tells me frequently that one of the things she devised in graduate school was a list of ways to do me in that could not be traced. I may only be one meal away from the final dose...so...I drive it like I stole it!
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Funny.....

Sarah tells me the same thing, as she has read every murder mystery novel written. :eek: ...... And I have the same solution. ;) Buy shit till she kills my ass! :D :rock:


But, for GOD's SAKE..... DO NOT BUY AN AUTOMATIC!!!!! "Flappy-Paddle" shit is fer da BIRDS!!!! :argh: :argh: :argh: :argh: :argh: :argh: :argh:
 
No fins, but fangs...556 (advertised) hp, 3.9 zero to 60.

With just a little work, well maybe it should just be left alone...

Volvo crying a little? Who knows maybe the truck will have to make room for a new ride...or maybe just keep all three. I know the Prius will not be given up by the wage earner in the family.
 
Prof said:
No fins, but fangs...556 (advertised) hp, 3.9 zero to 60.

With just a little work, well maybe it should just be left alone...

Volvo crying a little? Who knows maybe the truck will have to make room for a new ride...or maybe just keep all three. I know the Prius will not be given up by the wage earner in the family.
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Dump the Volvo, it was made by weird people on the other side of the pond:D 3.9 0 zero to 60 hmmmmmmmm....................never mind it's market is for the jet set not the old geezer crew, keep the Volvo :p :p ,the truck
( put on governor), and buy another Prius, you know , something that fits you.:p :p :p :p :p :p :p :p :p :p :p :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :marchmellow: :marchmellow:
 
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