Yeah...great...they should tune in at my place in the morning....
D "ouch... it hurts..."
K "hold still and stop wiggling"
D "it hurts when you pull on it..."
K "well I can't help it...I can put some more cream on it when I pull this off.."
D "stop pushing ...it's killing me!"
K "well if I dont, I cant get any fluid out of it"
K "here is a hot wash cloth...I will put this over the opening..."
D "ahhh... that feels so great...."
K "better?"
D "yes...
K "want another one...."
D "yeah....get it hot and wetter though..."
K "ok...here you go..."
D "man that feels so great..."
D "my leg's are getting tired"
K ok, I have to dry it out then...its getting sloppy anyhow..."
D allright...but put some more cream on it after you dry it off:
K "I will...."
K "I have to stick some more gauze on it..."
D "use the paper tape on the gauze to hold it shut...."
K "man this thing is still leaking..."
D "well squeeze it..."
K "I did and you bitched about the pain"...
D "well just get it over with...so I can get some more fluid out.."
K "Ok...here goes" ......
D "DAMN that hurts"
K "Hold still and I will squeeze it one more time..."
K "That's one pissed off hole...."
D "How about the opening?...
K well the area around it looks good..."
K "Looks like they put in an extra stitch or two...too bad its on your back...."
D "Smart ass"
D "that's why it feels so tight...when you squeeze it"
K "here comes the cream..."
D "Wow...that's cold..."
K "sorry...did not have the chance to warm it up..."
D "That's ok...it helps with the itching..."
K "Ok, your all done..."
D "Thanks, the cream on my back it feels better..."
Morning dressing change....