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Lessons In Life
Kenny was going to be married to Karen so his father sat him down for a little chat.
He said, "Kenny, let me tell you something. On my wedding night in our honeymoon suite, I took off my pants, handed them to your mother, and said, "Here - try these on."
She did and said, "These are too big. I can't wear them." I replied, "Exactly. I wear the pants in this family and I always will."
Ever since that night, we have never had any problems.
"Hmmm," said Kenny. He thought that might be a good thing to try. On his honeymoon, Kenny took off his pants and said to Karen, "Here try these on."
She tried them on and said, "These are too large. They don't fit me."
Kenny said, "Exactly. I wear the pants in this family and I always will. I don't want you to ever forget that."
Then Karen took off her pants and handed them to Kenny. She said, "Here you try on mine."
He did and said, "I can't get into your pants." Karen said, "Exactly. And if you don't change your smart ass attitude, you never will."
Kenny was going to be married to Karen so his father sat him down for a little chat.
He said, "Kenny, let me tell you something. On my wedding night in our honeymoon suite, I took off my pants, handed them to your mother, and said, "Here - try these on."
She did and said, "These are too big. I can't wear them." I replied, "Exactly. I wear the pants in this family and I always will."
Ever since that night, we have never had any problems.
"Hmmm," said Kenny. He thought that might be a good thing to try. On his honeymoon, Kenny took off his pants and said to Karen, "Here try these on."
She tried them on and said, "These are too large. They don't fit me."
Kenny said, "Exactly. I wear the pants in this family and I always will. I don't want you to ever forget that."
Then Karen took off her pants and handed them to Kenny. She said, "Here you try on mine."
He did and said, "I can't get into your pants." Karen said, "Exactly. And if you don't change your smart ass attitude, you never will."
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