liarFATJACK said:
Letter to myself..."Why I should attend the Panama National SE GTG"
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FATJACK
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Well....almost
thats better. tried to call ya earlier, you must be surfing porn sites againFATJACK said:
Venom Power
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WHOA, I got a similar, yet different and eerie invitation letter today too... Someone out there knows me well. Here it is...
Dear Sir,
Our records indicate that you have been a VTCoA member soon after it’s conception and founding in May, 2006, yet you have not attended any of the organization’s national GTGs thus far. Our records further indicate that you are a silly individual, and with the slightest amount of cheap whiskey you WILL be smashed, therby possessing an uncanny ability to say and do anything with no regard and little discretion for what you may appear in the eyes of others; definitely a forthcoming quality if placed amid the company of our somewhat savory members.
For this reason, you are hereby cordially invited to the largest upcoming VTCoA event in Panama City, Florida from September 10th to September 14th, 2008. Please be advised that a slew of drunken, beer bellied, speed demon, hair receding knuckleheads will be in attendance. Therefore, it will behoove you to cut loose and refrain from pulling any punches. In short, simply be yourself. I’m certain you will fit right in with little effort.
You will see events such as member and vendor Mr. Stinker handing out tampons at the end of the ¼ mile track from the back of his twin turbo’d black beast. Also, members FatJack and Ironhead will be facing off to see just which color out of red and black are most diabolical just to name a few. We are trying to get long time member The Sickness to attend with his economy sized can of lard, florescent pink hoolla hoop, cheerleader palm palms and cold metal serving spoon, but that endeavor is still up in the air.
As we forgot to mention in a previous letter to Mr. Stinker regarding friends, you will also get some from the dirty south along with friends from northern states, the mid-west as well as left and right coasts. As we have also mentioned to Mr. Stinker we have had other GTGs in the past that no one has gone away from without a warm feeling in their hearts, and a stiff feeling in their pants.. Because the Viper Powered trucks in attendance was THAT good.
Although some infamous Florida GTGs have sparked a marriage we are hoping this up and coming event will actually tear some apart; because it’s well worth it.
There will be music, sunny days, good food, cold drinks, hot nights, beach time, track time (which in itself will promote smiles, laughter and even tears), and an endless sea of personalities that is sure to make this an extraordinary event.
Indeed, Panama City will be established on the map as a place that will never be the same again. It is inevitable that lasting memories, both good and bad, will be made there.
During the closing of this celebration a group hug is scheduled. Please keep reach arounds and borderline ghey caressing and gestures to a minimum. We do hope you and your antics will attend. Thank you.
Regards,
VTCoA
Hmmm, I guess I'll have to make it a point to attend... AS IF I WASN'T IN THE FIRST PLACE!!
Dear Sir,
Our records indicate that you have been a VTCoA member soon after it’s conception and founding in May, 2006, yet you have not attended any of the organization’s national GTGs thus far. Our records further indicate that you are a silly individual, and with the slightest amount of cheap whiskey you WILL be smashed, therby possessing an uncanny ability to say and do anything with no regard and little discretion for what you may appear in the eyes of others; definitely a forthcoming quality if placed amid the company of our somewhat savory members.
For this reason, you are hereby cordially invited to the largest upcoming VTCoA event in Panama City, Florida from September 10th to September 14th, 2008. Please be advised that a slew of drunken, beer bellied, speed demon, hair receding knuckleheads will be in attendance. Therefore, it will behoove you to cut loose and refrain from pulling any punches. In short, simply be yourself. I’m certain you will fit right in with little effort.
You will see events such as member and vendor Mr. Stinker handing out tampons at the end of the ¼ mile track from the back of his twin turbo’d black beast. Also, members FatJack and Ironhead will be facing off to see just which color out of red and black are most diabolical just to name a few. We are trying to get long time member The Sickness to attend with his economy sized can of lard, florescent pink hoolla hoop, cheerleader palm palms and cold metal serving spoon, but that endeavor is still up in the air.
As we forgot to mention in a previous letter to Mr. Stinker regarding friends, you will also get some from the dirty south along with friends from northern states, the mid-west as well as left and right coasts. As we have also mentioned to Mr. Stinker we have had other GTGs in the past that no one has gone away from without a warm feeling in their hearts, and a stiff feeling in their pants.. Because the Viper Powered trucks in attendance was THAT good.
Although some infamous Florida GTGs have sparked a marriage we are hoping this up and coming event will actually tear some apart; because it’s well worth it.
There will be music, sunny days, good food, cold drinks, hot nights, beach time, track time (which in itself will promote smiles, laughter and even tears), and an endless sea of personalities that is sure to make this an extraordinary event.
Indeed, Panama City will be established on the map as a place that will never be the same again. It is inevitable that lasting memories, both good and bad, will be made there.
During the closing of this celebration a group hug is scheduled. Please keep reach arounds and borderline ghey caressing and gestures to a minimum. We do hope you and your antics will attend. Thank you.
Regards,
VTCoA
Hmmm, I guess I'll have to make it a point to attend... AS IF I WASN'T IN THE FIRST PLACE!!
ALL are welcome to attend bo:rock:
its too bad some want be able to make it, the fun factor is about 6000000%:rock:
keep a watch too, the closer it gets , there may be a few caravans down the hwy.:rock:
amazing........tons from all over the country are attending the Florida GTG:rock: :rock:
its too bad some want be able to make it, the fun factor is about 6000000%:rock:
keep a watch too, the closer it gets , there may be a few caravans down the hwy.:rock:
amazing........tons from all over the country are attending the Florida GTG:rock: :rock:
FATJACK
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All the Tennessee,North Georgia and Carolina guys that are leaving Wednesday morning need to caravan. Oh yeah, and Alabama, sorry Eddie.
OCBob
VIPER POWERED
I'm real tempted to fire up the bike and head that way, cash or more to the point lack of cash might get in the way though hehe. Never know though, never know.
FATJACK
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Bob, that would be great, we will find you a place to stay.....
ill have a beer cold for ya:rock:OCBob said:
FATJACK
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ttt....
5_0_BAIT
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I think this is a great idea. I would love to see all that horsepower galloping down the road from gas station to gas station.:top:FATJACK said:
stay tuned the cell phone lists will be out shortly and the caravans will be getting planned.5_0_BAIT said:
Venom Power
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Looks like I'll have to hurry and catch up to eddie in Alabama just before crossing into Florida..
FATJACK
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A ton of us will be meeting Eddie in Alabama:rock: :rock:
Venom Power
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But I'll be coming prolly from further away..
from texas youll be on I-10 we are headed south coming from a different direction. youd have to leave tuesday night probably to meet us wednesday sometime depends on how far you are from just say chipley,flVenom Power said:
HOT RAM
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Well,you talked me into coming.Actually talked myself into it last night.Alls I need is a room or room mate.
Haven't decided which route to take.I may even be coming in from Ft. Worth ,TX as I had planned to be there for Labor day weekend.Might just visit friends along the way and enjoy myself for a change.
Haven't decided which route to take.I may even be coming in from Ft. Worth ,TX as I had planned to be there for Labor day weekend.Might just visit friends along the way and enjoy myself for a change.
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Some have wondered why we kinda push attending these GTG's
well at the Nats a couple years ago I meet this guy from alabama, kinda started talking some, and it became what I consider a real good friendship:rock: And its jsut grown from there.
And today I got into a small little situation to where I may have needed a good friend for help and you know, I never thought twice about it, I knew Eddie was a few hours away , wouldnt hesitate, wouldnt ask questions, but would get in his truck and be there as quick as possible to help out a friend:rock:
That my friends is what these GTG's are about, lifelong friendships,and this is only one that has come out of these GTG's, the trucks are just a bonus for us to hang together.
So come out, hang with us, you jsut never know who just may become your new best friend
Eddie............thanks brother:rock:
well at the Nats a couple years ago I meet this guy from alabama, kinda started talking some, and it became what I consider a real good friendship:rock: And its jsut grown from there.
And today I got into a small little situation to where I may have needed a good friend for help
and you know, I never thought twice about it, I knew Eddie was a few hours away , wouldnt hesitate, wouldnt ask questions, but would get in his truck and be there as quick as possible to help out a friend:rock: That my friends is what these GTG's are about, lifelong friendships,and this is only one that has come out of these GTG's, the trucks are just a bonus for us to hang together.
So come out, hang with us, you jsut never know who just may become your new best friend
Eddie............thanks brother:rock:
BRING ON PANAMA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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