When I saw the thread title I said to myself..."oh boy...here we go!". Now, after reading BigRead460's post I can't fuggin' believe it. This punk lost the dick waving contest that he started, because when BigRed whipped it out, it knocked over a table lamp and then put the smackdown on an extremely sore loosah! It'd take everything I had not to stomp a mudhole in the punk's chest if I ran across him again. Hopefully the police will be of assistance, you'll probably have to eat the deductible but at least your insurance can get you back up to speed.
I had someone hit and run on my S55 AMG in the freakin' church parking lot! My pastor actually announced it at service in an attempt to get the parishoner to fess up. No dice. A $1K dent (and this ride was PIN straight, not a parking lot ding, scratch, etc.) that I had to eat. It was about a 1/4 inch away from being a $2K repair bill but they managed to miss the headlight. Unreal...
I like having RagunCagnun here, he seems like a respectable type that likes to play, but its friendly. Personally I have no problems with Lightnings and give them the wave when I see 'em, and I usually get it back (not like I've seen a ton of them anyway). I was a day away from a beautiful '03 that was mint with hardly any mileage, but couldn't get past the standard cab, having a family and all.
Good luck, and stay outta jail...that's for guys who get caught!