LOOK!!! i made breakfest!!!!!

[05QCSRT10]

That's not gooduke: Look at that bacon, did you eat that?

BTW, your dog's nails are way to long

 

[ZCx]

mmm, yeah....

or make an omelet with fresh diced pepper and onion...then throw some diced tomato on top...then instead of the standard cheddar...use an italian mix...motz, asiago, parm.....ohhhhhhhh it's heaven:elefant:

never got the hang of omelets.

guess you would call them scrambled omelets.

always just put the meat, steak, ham, bacon, sausage, even bologna, veggies & cheese on top when it hits the plate. fresh grated parmesan is good also
:rock: :rock: :rock: :rock:

 

[viperhauler]

it's all in the heat of the pan...and if you have a cover, throw it on until it's not "soupy" cook it a bit lower than usual...between med low and med...

flip, fill, fold, enjoy

 

[ZCx]

never hurts to try again:rock: :rock: :rock:

plus ya can still eat your screw up, lol:elefant: :elefant:

 

[TheSickness]

Bacon dude? I umm... Thought you'd be going for the kosher breakfast. The Glenlivet bottle looks like it’s been stored in your pantry since 1824. BTW, Happy Hanukkah!! Keep this thought in your Yalmulka. Those eggs aren't sunny side up-ukkah. Go easy with the sea salt-i-kah. Trim your dogs' nails downukkah. Clean the keyboard off-ukkah. Keep safe from all the snow-ukkah. Remember to light your menorah-kah. Then carefully spin your dreidl-kah. And listen to Adam Sandler’s Happy Happy Haukkaaaaaaahhh!!!

You forgot the most important part Dip Shit.....The Marijuankuh:elefant: :toilet:

Is it just me or does it look like that keyboard has a shit ton of lotion on it :aetsch:

 

[ZCx]

You forgot the most important part Dip Shit.....The Marijuankuh:elefant: :toilet:

Is it just me or does it look like that keyboard has a shit ton of lotion on it :aetsch:

you would probably like a VOMELET:aetsch:

 

[TheSickness]

you would probably like a VOMELET:aetsch:

Hey can I loan you a vowel for your screen name

 

[ZCx]

go for it

 

[bclark05]

What the hell is that behind your dogs on the floor next to the cabinet?
I like bacon a little under cooked, more greazzy fat flavor.

 

[scoobert]

the dogs nails.... you have to nuse them to clip them. quite litterly. if there eyes are not poping out of there head your not gunna clip em. thats how they do it at the pet salon, but they always bitch about how the dogs act when ya try to clip their nails. i try to do them 1 time every 6 months. i just hate to put them thru that torture. think i might try a sleeping pill type drug for them, like benedril(sp)

as for the dust everywhere, i fired my old maid about 8 weeks ago, and i have yet to get a new maid.

i like the ideas, i am thinking of throwing cheese in, can i add some brandy? cheese sandwiches for lunch. if i can get the pan clean....

 

[scoobert]

What the hell is that behind your dogs on the floor next to the cabinet?
I like bacon a little under cooked, more greazzy fat flavor.

rope toys.

 

[bclark05]

rope toys.

Not the toy, the dish of dark hair behind that.

 

[scoobert]

thats the mat that the water dispenser is on, it gets wet and collects hair.

 

[TheSickness]

Dude is that a cock ring under the CPU....The orange thingy :rock:

 

[Dom426]

besides the fact that you are a very dirty nasty gross guy ...breakfast looks good!!!!!!breakfast is my fovorite meal!!!!!

 

[Venom Power]

You forgot the most important part Dip Shit.....The Marijuankuh:elefant: :toilet:

Thanks for the heads up "Don Juanukah." But with Scoob having, and without prior experience, the sudden urge to cook in order to feed his need for munchies, the ashed up keyboard and uncanny housekeeping habits :dontknow: I assumed he just burned through his entire hash stash.

 

[TheSickness]

Stash is a horrible thing to waste

 

[Silverback]

besides the fact that you are a very dirty nasty gross guy ...breakfast looks good!!!!!!breakfast is my fovorite meal!!!!!

I'm with you Dom. It's my favorite meal of the day. Sausage, eggs, hashbrowns, toast and beer. Life just doesn't get any better.

 

[Venom Power]

I'm with you Dom. It's my favorite meal of the day. Sausage, eggs, hashbrowns, toast and beer. Life just doesn't get any better.

No bananas John? What's next? You don't eat bugs out of hair and ceased sniffing your own poop chute now?

 

[TheSickness]

No bananas John? What's next? You don't eat bugs out of hair and ceased sniffing your own poop chute now?

:elefant: