Marriage

[Whitesnake]

A married couple in their early 60s was celebrating their 40th wedding anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant.
Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared on their table. She said, 'For being such an exemplary married couple and for being loving to each other for all this time, I will grant you each a wish.'
The wife answered, 'Oh, I want to travel around the world with my darling husband
The fairy waved her magic wand and - poof! - two tickets for the Queen Mary II appeared in her hands.
The husband thought for a moment: 'Well, this is all very romantic, but an opportunity like this will never come again. I'm sorry my love, but my wish is to have a wife 30 years younger than me.
The wife, and the fairy, were deeply disappointed, but a wish is a wish.
So the fairy waved her magic wand and poof!...the husband became 92 years old.
The moral of this story: Men who are ungrateful bastards should remember fairies are female.....


lol................:argh: :argh: :argh: :argh: :argh: :argh:

 

[LoveThisTruck]

LMAO works of wisdom right there

 

[SrtBrad]

He should have wished for his wife to be 30 years younger.

 

[Whitesnake]

He should have wished for his wife to be 30 years younger.

at his age i would of said i want all the 30 year old one's (the nice one's):congrats: :congrats: :congrats: :congrats:

 

[Silverback]

Damn women. You just can't trust them.

 

[Demon 8]

Why dosen't anyone ever wish for more wishes....when this happens to me I will be ready

 

[SrtBrad]

at his age i would of said i want all the 30 year old one's (the nice one's):congrats: :congrats: :congrats: :congrats:

So when do you want me to look at the nice 30 year old women walking around your office. And if the office door is closed then how long should I wait around for.

 

[BurntRubber]

does your junk work when your 60?

oh yeah...viagra, cialis

 

[Whitesnake]

So when do you want me to look at the nice 30 year old women walking around your office. And if the office door is closed then how long should I wait around for.

good one Brad!!!!!! you notice them????

 

[ntw0rk]

Tom, a loving husband, was in trouble. He had forgotten his wedding anniversary and his wife was really ticked off at him. She told him, "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in under six seconds, AND IT BETTER BE THERE."
The next morning, Tom got up really early. When his wife woke up a couple of hours later, she looked out the window, and there was a small gift-wrapped box sitting in the middle of the driveway.
Confused, the wife put on her robe, ran out to the driveway, and took the box into the house. She opened it, and found a brand new bathroom scale.
Tom is not yet well enough to have visitors.



Marriage!!

 

[Demon 8]

OMFG Thatstoo much

 

[Django]

I'm not so sure that (in this manner) a married man should be so profoundly enabling a fairy.....

Serves the fkn idiot right....

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