Ram From Hell
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We are gathered here today to mourn the passing of one of our own. A Viper at birth, and a Viper at death. Slain by the Squire of Turbonia, another of the Generation of III hath passed before its time, and its warranty having thus been denied by the evil-doers of the local dealership.
But yea, the passing is but another stage of existence. Soon to be received in the bosom of Todd, the gates of Arrow shall swing wide. There to be reborn, it shall be cleansed of all earthly failures. The #4 hole through which life escaped it shall be filled with the strength forged of Diamond, and connected in the most Manley of ways. It shall draw breath on the turning of Crane, through a port match made in heaven. Its power touching the face of Fidanza by way of Centerforce, it shall rise and smite those who oppose it, burning with the vapor of Pirelli.
My brethren, weep not. Though there is a great emptiness in my engine bay, the heart of the Ram shall beat yet again, and leave its mark at the doorstep of the nonbelievers.
Amen.
:saint:
PS For those of you who guessed at the contents of the crate I posted on the other site, you now know it was not a crate. It was a coffin.
But yea, the passing is but another stage of existence. Soon to be received in the bosom of Todd, the gates of Arrow shall swing wide. There to be reborn, it shall be cleansed of all earthly failures. The #4 hole through which life escaped it shall be filled with the strength forged of Diamond, and connected in the most Manley of ways. It shall draw breath on the turning of Crane, through a port match made in heaven. Its power touching the face of Fidanza by way of Centerforce, it shall rise and smite those who oppose it, burning with the vapor of Pirelli.
My brethren, weep not. Though there is a great emptiness in my engine bay, the heart of the Ram shall beat yet again, and leave its mark at the doorstep of the nonbelievers.
Amen.
:saint:
PS For those of you who guessed at the contents of the crate I posted on the other site, you now know it was not a crate. It was a coffin.
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