Police arrest man for "vacuum sex"

[slow91]

What could your defense lawyer possibly say to plead your case?? :argh:

THOMAS TOWNSHIP, Mich. – Police say a Michigan man has been arrested after "receiving sexual favors from a vacuum" at a car wash.

The Saginaw News reports the 29-year-old Swan Creek Township man was arrested Thursday in Saginaw County's Thomas Township, about 90 miles northwest of Detroit.

Police Sgt. Gary Breidinger says a resident called to report suspicious activity at the car wash about 6:45 a.m. An officer approached on foot and caught the man in the act.

The suspect, whose name wasn't immediately released, is being held in the Saginaw County Jail.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20081018/ap_on_fe_st/odd_vacuum_sex;_ylt=AnxyORtO9KNfgf7mew6wYwztiBIF

 

[Begood]

He was just trying to get his dick really clean. Remember, this is Michigan. You have to stay warm some how.

Bill.

 

[Greg Z]

LOL, why didn't he use the vacuum at his house? O'yeah LOL he wanted some "strange" LOL

 

[Demon 8]

25 cent penis pump!

 

[andrew heywood]

 

[Dom426]

it actually feels really good

 

[Django]

I have nothing to say................

D

 

[Stagethree]

That's it for me!

No more using the car wash vacuum!:love:

:sheep: :thumpdown:

 

[FATJACK]

Hey my local Car Wash has FREE VACUUM!!!!!!!

 

[ViperJeff]

Just practicing safe sex officer....really!

 

[Django]

Hey my local Car Wash has FREE VACUUM!!!!!!!

And with the end of the hose having that attachment with the long skinny slot in it, yer dick fits like a glove, eh? :argh:

D

 

[supercar1of1]

I have nothing to say................

D

:dito: :dito: :dito:

 

[SRT-IZ]

LOL...At the end of the article says this....WOW

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[FATJACK]

And with the end of the hose having that attachment with the long skinny slot in it, yer dick fits like a glove, eh? :argh:

D

Don't be telling everything you know!!

 

[muscletrucks]

What could your defense lawyer possibly say to plead your case?? :argh:



http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20081018/ap_on_fe_st/odd_vacuum_sex;_ylt=AnxyORtO9KNfgf7mew6wYwztiBIF

Damn that sucks. (pun intended)

 

[Ram From Hell]

Prolly tired of the old Kirby's beater brush.


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[Wifey]

He was trying out the super sucking NAFTA model

 

[Venom Power]

..............................................that is so easy to respond to that I don't know what to say..

But really he could have picked up this gorgeous honey I just found, http://cgi.ebay.com/Hello-Kitty-Key...6152953QQcmdZViewItem?_trksid=p3286.m20.l1116

plug her up to his computer to use while he watches his "Vacuums Gone Wild" videos.

 

[SilvrSRT10]

Amateur!

 

[Wifey]

Amateur!

Mikey needs that just to find his, and a magnifying glass:marchmellow: :marchmellow: