Texas Yellow Fever
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This is an oldie, but goodie....
Last Tuesday, as President Bush got off the helicopter in front of
the White House, he was carrying a baby piglet under each arm.
The squared away Marine guard snaps to attention, salutes, and says:
"Nice pigs, sir."
The President replies "These are not pigs, these are authentic
Arkansas Razorback Hogs. I got one for Senator Hillary Clinton and I got one
for Speaker of The House Nancy Pelosi."
The squared away Marine again snaps to attention, salutes, and says,
"Excellent trade, sir
Last Tuesday, as President Bush got off the helicopter in front of
the White House, he was carrying a baby piglet under each arm.
The squared away Marine guard snaps to attention, salutes, and says:
"Nice pigs, sir."
The President replies "These are not pigs, these are authentic
Arkansas Razorback Hogs. I got one for Senator Hillary Clinton and I got one
for Speaker of The House Nancy Pelosi."
The squared away Marine again snaps to attention, salutes, and says,
"Excellent trade, sir