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A handful of 7 year old children were asked ' what they thought of beer.'
Some interesting responses, but the last one is especially touching.
7 year old Tim- ' I think beer must be good. My dad says the more beer he drinks, the prettier my mom gets.'
7 year old Melanie - ' Beer makes my dad sleepy and we get to watch what we want on television when he is asleep, so beer is nice.
7 year old Grady - 'My Mom and Dad both like beer. My Mom gets funny when she drinks it and takes her top off at parties, but Dad doesn't think this is very funny.'
7 year old Toby - 'My Mom and Dad talk funny when they drink beer and the more they drink the more they give kisses to each other, which is a good thing.'
7 year old Lilly - ' My Dad loves beer. The more he drinks, the better he dances. One time he danced right into the pool.'
7 year old Ethan - ' I don't like beer very much. Every time Dad drinks it, he burns the sausages on the barbeque and they taste disgusting.'
7 year old Shirley - ' I give Dad's beer to the Dog and he goes to sleep.'
7 year old Jack - ' My Mom drinks beer and she says silly things and picks on my father. Whenever she drinks beer she yells at Dad and tells him to go bury his bone down the street again, but that doesn't make any sense.'
Some interesting responses, but the last one is especially touching.
7 year old Tim- ' I think beer must be good. My dad says the more beer he drinks, the prettier my mom gets.'
7 year old Melanie - ' Beer makes my dad sleepy and we get to watch what we want on television when he is asleep, so beer is nice.
7 year old Grady - 'My Mom and Dad both like beer. My Mom gets funny when she drinks it and takes her top off at parties, but Dad doesn't think this is very funny.'
7 year old Toby - 'My Mom and Dad talk funny when they drink beer and the more they drink the more they give kisses to each other, which is a good thing.'
7 year old Lilly - ' My Dad loves beer. The more he drinks, the better he dances. One time he danced right into the pool.'
7 year old Ethan - ' I don't like beer very much. Every time Dad drinks it, he burns the sausages on the barbeque and they taste disgusting.'
7 year old Shirley - ' I give Dad's beer to the Dog and he goes to sleep.'
7 year old Jack - ' My Mom drinks beer and she says silly things and picks on my father. Whenever she drinks beer she yells at Dad and tells him to go bury his bone down the street again, but that doesn't make any sense.'
