The Cajun and the Texas Cowgirl...

[Texas Yellow Fever]

A Real Louisiana Cajun walks into a Texas bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive Texas Cowgirl wearing skin-tight jeans.

He gives her a quick glance then casually looks at his watch for a moment.

The Cowgirl notices he is from Louisiana by his LSU ballcap and asks,"Is your little swamp girl running late?"

"Oh no Cher," he replies,"I just got me dis state-of the-art watch, and was just testing it."

The intrigued Cowgirl says, "A state-of-the-art watch?* What's so special about it?"

The Cajun explains, "Dey tell me it use a alpha wave to talk to me, how dey say dat "telepathically"."

The Texas lady says, "Oh yeah, what's it telling you now?"

"Well, it say you ainΆt wearing no panties."

The Cowgirl giggles and replies, "Well it must be broken...you cute little Coon-Ass... because I AM wearing panties!"

The Cajun smiles, taps his watch and says........ "Damnnnn, dis ting's running an hour fass!"

 

[Silverback]

:rock:

 

[Brat]

As always a great one Steve.

 

[FATJACK]

Dats funny!!!

 

[jbilledeaux]

Now dats funny cher

 

[Silverback]

Another Texas couple.

An elderly couple, Margaret and Bert, moved to Texas.
Bert always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots, so, seeing some
on sale, he bought them and wore them home.
Walking proudly, he sauntered into the kitchen and said to
his wife, 'Notice anything different about me?'
Margaret looked him over. 'Nope.'
Frustrated, Bert stormed off into the bathroom, undressed and walked
back into the kitchen completely naked except for the boots.
Again he asked Margaret, a little louder this time,
'Notice anything different NOW?'
Margaret looked up and exclaimed, 'Bert, what's different?
It's hanging down today, it was hanging down yesterday,
It¢ll be hanging down again tomorrow!'
Furious, Bert yelled,
'AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT'S HANGING DOWN, MARGARET?'
'Nope', she replied.
'IT'S HANGING DOWN, BECAUSE IT'S LOOKING AT MY NEW BOOTS!!!!'
Without changing her expression, Margaret replied,
'Shoulda bought a hat, Bert. Shoulda bought a hat

 

[jbilledeaux]

An elderly couple, Margaret and Bert, moved to Texas.
Bert always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots, so, seeing some
on sale, he bought them and wore them home.
Walking proudly, he sauntered into the kitchen and said to
his wife, 'Notice anything different about me?'
Margaret looked him over. 'Nope.'
Frustrated, Bert stormed off into the bathroom, undressed and walked
back into the kitchen completely naked except for the boots.
Again he asked Margaret, a little louder this time,
'Notice anything different NOW?'
Margaret looked up and exclaimed, 'Bert, what's different?
It's hanging down today, it was hanging down yesterday,
It¢ll be hanging down again tomorrow!'
Furious, Bert yelled,
'AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT'S HANGING DOWN, MARGARET?'
'Nope', she replied.
'IT'S HANGING DOWN, BECAUSE IT'S LOOKING AT MY NEW BOOTS!!!!'
Without changing her expression, Margaret replied,
'Shoulda bought a hat, Bert. Shoulda bought a hat

Funny