the price of children

eddie102870

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The Price of Children

This is just too good not to pass on to all. Something absolutely positive for a change. I have repeatedly seen the breakdown of the cost of raising a child, but this is the first time I have seen the rewards listed this way. It's nice.

The government recently calculated the cost of raising a child from birth to 18 and came up with $160,140 for a middle income family. Talk about sticker shock! That doesn't even touch college tuition.

But $160,140 isn't so bad if you break it down. It translates into:

* $8,896.66 a year,
* $741.38 a month, or
* $171.08 a week.
* That's a mere $24.24 a day!
* Just over a dollar an hour.

Still, you might think the best financial advice is don't have children if you want to be "rich." Actually, it is just the opposite. What do you get for your $160,140?
* Naming rights. First, middle, and last!
* Glimpses of God every day.
* Giggles under the covers every night.
* More love than your heart can hold.
* Butterfly kisses and Velcro hugs.
* Endless wonder over rocks, ants, clouds, and warm cookies.
* A hand to hold, usually covered with jelly or chocolate.
* A partner for blowing bubbles, flying kites.
* Someone to laugh yourself silly with, no matter what the boss said or how your stocks performed that day.

For $160,140, you never have to grow up. You get to:
* finger-paint,
* carve pumpkins,
* play hide-and-seek,
* catch lightning bugs, and
* never stop believing in Santa Claus.

You have an excuse to:
* keep reading the Adventures of Piglet and Pooh,
* watching Saturday morning cartoons,
* going to Disney movies, and
* wishing on stars.
* You get to frame rainbows, hearts, and flowers under refrigerator magnets and collect spray painted noodle wreaths for Christmas, hand prints set in clay for Mother's Day, and cards with backward letters for Father's Day.

For $160,140, there is no greater bang for your buck. You get to be a hero just for:
* retrieving a Frisbee off the garage roof,
* taking the training wheels off a bike,
* removing a splinter,
* filling a wading pool,
* coaxing a wad of gum out of bangs, and coaching a baseball team that never wins but always gets treated to ice cream regardless.

You get a front row seat to history to witness the:
* first step,
* first word,
* first bra,
* first date, and
* first time behind the wheel.

You get to be immortal. You get another branch added to your family tree, and if you're lucky, a long list of limbs in your obituary called grandchildren and great grandchildren. You get an education in psychology, nursing, criminal justice, communications, and human sexuality that no college can match.

In the eyes of a child, you rank right up there under God. You have all the power to heal a boo-boo, scare away the monsters under the bed, patch a broken heart, police a slumber party, ground them forever, and love them without limits, So . . one day they will, like you, love without counting the cost. That is quite a deal for the price!!!!!!!

Love and enjoy your children and grandchildren!
 
I could, as a father of three add alot to this list.....but amen, covers it best. Thanks Eddie.....this must have been your wife's idea :)
 
actually wasnt, i got it in a email thought it was cool, ive got 3 too. a lot more could be added
 
OCBob said:
That is cool. But there should be some kind of rebate for the teenage years LOL.
LOL good one Eddie...Is there some kinda law against choking out your 13 year old.....That worships some dude named Stinker :D :eek:
 
TheSickness said:
LOL good one Eddie...Is there some kinda law against choking out your 13 year old.....That worships some dude named Stinker :D :eek:
There might be a law, but I'm pretty sure the Stinker defense will work LOL. I'm sure we can stack the jury hehehehehe.
 
Kids are great, however sometimes than can be difficult as teenagers.

Bill.
 
OCBob said:
That is cool. But there should be some kind of rebate for the teenage years LOL.

Not to mention the 20's or early 30's when they call ya from jail at 3 in the bloody a.m. ..........:rock: ;) :eek:

Those were the really fun years......lol

SD
 
Silent D said:
Not to mention the 20's or early 30's when they call ya from jail at 3 in the bloody a.m. ..........:rock: ;) :eek:

Those were the really fun years......lol

SD
Hell, when my oldest is in his 30's he better expect me to be calling him from lockup LOL. Payback ya know hehehehehee.
 
I'm guessing this is up to the age of 18....

I have 4 still in the house over 19

Could someone please post chapter two. I need to do some planning for my future. I get the feeling when I turn 65, I will get kicked out for over staying my welcome

Already been told, I lose the truck to my 19 year old "GIRL"
 
MYuGiOh Motorsports said:
I'm guessing this is up to the age of 18....

I have 4 still in the house over 19

Could someone please post chapter two. I need to do some planning for my future. I get the feeling when I turn 65, I will get kicked out for over staying my welcome

Already been told, I lose the truck to my 19 year old "GIRL"
Have one of the other wifes take them :D :rock:
 
OCBob said:
There might be a law, but I'm pretty sure the Stinker defense will work LOL. I'm sure we can stack the jury hehehehehe.
maybe we can get a group trial i got a 16 yr old that needs choking
 
TheSickness said:
Have one of the other wifes take them :D :rock:


If I remember right, Georgia Ken has already taken those 13 extra bodies off my hands......whew......:D
 

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