Water Vs. Beer

Texas Yellow Fever

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Nuff said...

In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli (E. coli) bacteria found in feces.

In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of Poop. However, we do not run that risk when drinking wine (or rum, whiskey, BEER or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.

Remember:

Water = Poop
Beer = Health

Therefore, it's better to drink beer and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of shit.

There's no need to thank me for this valuable information; I'm doing it as a public service.
 
I'll drink to that!:beerglass: :beerglass: :beerglass: :beerglass: :beerglass: :beerglass: :beerglass: :beerglass: :beerglass: :beerglass:

Bill.
 
Texas Yellow Fever said:
Nuff said...

In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli (E. coli) bacteria found in feces.

In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of Poop. However, we do not run that risk when drinking wine (or rum, whiskey, BEER or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.

Remember:

Water = Poop
Beer = Health

Therefore, it's better to drink beer and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of shit.

There's no need to thank me for this valuable information; I'm doing it as a public service.


There are so many people out there that are full of shit and they drink beer and fall down stupid how do you explain that? LOL
 
SrtBradsBoss said:
There are so many people out there that are full of shit and they drink beer and fall down stupid how do you explain that? LOL

Amatures.:mad: They need to Practice, Practice, and then Practice some more.:p

Me?:dontknow: I'm a well seasoned Professional. :beerglass: :beer: :beerglass: :beer: :beerglass: :beer: :beerglass: :beer: :D
 
Silverback said:
Amatures.:mad: They need to Practice, Practice, and then Practice some more.:p

Me?:dontknow: I'm a well seasoned Professional. :beerglass: :beer: :beerglass: :beer: :beerglass: :beer: :beerglass: :beer: :D

To me beer is piss water lol. I choose not to like that stuff. lol
 
Alcohol is constantly in my Blood Stream.

True Story.com
 
And you guys wonder why I'm always shitfaced! I knew this already!:D:D:D
 
Begood said:
I was just wondering, what was the best damn thing he did wrong?

Bill.


I told Brad 9 1/2 years ago when I got pregant he had better give me another daughter instead he drew a blank and gave me a boy. LOL
 

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