Wonderful Insight to Man vrs. Woman...

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Those responses are why I am considering offering Jerry a trade...everything I have including my rich wife, for Wifey.

You do have to take my wife Jerry or no deal.

Hey Roy, all this negotiation, I think it's working. That does include a 7 figure amount annually ????

 

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Hey Roy, all this negotiation, I think it's working. That does include a 7 figure amount annually ????

Oh, one more small stumbling block, being a chemist and all can she whip up a good batch of downers every week?? Yellows, reds, blues.....

 

[Wifey]

Oh, one more small stumbling block, being a chemist and all can she whip up a good batch of downers every week?? Yellows, reds, blues.....

Cyanide and arsenic are her specialties

 

[Prof]

He is ready to take you up on this if your offering is in the six or seven figure range :dontknow:

This is proof that you are the perfect woman. Most would have screamed that Jerry had no say in the deal.

Multiple 7's. Of course being a good businessman, I do want a trial period...but in return, Jerry will have visitation rights.

 

[Prof]

Oh, one more small stumbling block, being a chemist and all can she whip up a good batch of downers every week?? Yellows, reds, blues.....

I don't know about reds, and blues...but synthetic cocaine is a walk in the park.

 

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I don't know about reds, and blues...but synthetic cocaine is a walk in the park.

I said downers dude. The last thing I need to do is be wide awake, I prefer the comatose way of life. Nothing like curling up with a good bag of reds and passing out.

 

[Prof]

Well she learns fast and does have a Ph.D. so with a little training I would say that you would be set for life...

 

[Wifey]

Sounding good to me - Jerry has no choice :rock: :rock:

Are you going to live if your wife sees this thread, or will she whip out the hidden secret conconction that cannot be detected in an autopsy :dontknow: :dontknow:

 

[Wifey]

Well, I am off to whip up a batch of Pecan cookies from an old Biker Scum's Ol Lady's recipe I came across .....

Will do a review if I don't kill them during the process :elefant: :elefant: :elefant:

Be back in a bit :nurse: :nurse: :nurse:

 

[Wifey]

Bob claims he cooks, but I think it is just splitting lanes at a buck ten ...... :dontknow: :rock:

 

[ntw0rk]

There is a marriage seminar and book called "Love & Respect"

Woman need to feel loved, Men need to feel respected.

Everyday i tell my wife I love her, that I appreciate what she does for me and the family. Taking care of our girls and running the house! That is important to her, to hear word of affirmation.

If my wife never told me again she loved me I would careless. I know she does by her actions. I need to feel respected by her and treated like a man.

I recommend it for anyone's reltionship. It basically covers everything in Roy's original post plus alot more. In my marriage happiness = head. So I try to be a loving guy!

A great book on this subject that I read was, "His Needs, Her Needs" by Dr. Willard F. Harley Jr. Should be in every married couples library.

 

[Prof]

We do seem to do a lot of reading on this topic...

 

[BurntRubber]

A great book on this subject that I read was, "His Needs, Her Needs" by Dr. Willard F. Harley Jr. Should be in every married couples library.

Yes it is. My wife and I try to commit 30 minutes every night to read together. Some books are good, some help you fall asleep.

 

[Django]

Lord, Christ and Savior.....

All'a this could'a been prevented if the dumb sunovabitch had just pulled over and gotten her a fkn cuppa coffee............

If my wife hadda asked me to go ta' fkn Istanbul for some Turkish blend and Krispy Creme..... I'd be out in the damn car already.....

What's so difficult about that......?

D

 

[BurntRubber]

Lord, Christ and Savior.....

All'a this could'a been prevented if the dumb sunovabitch had just pulled over and gotten her a fkn cuppa coffee............

If my wife hadda asked me to go ta' fkn Istanbul for some Turkish blend and Krispy Creme..... I'd be out in the damn car already.....

What's so difficult about that......?

D

Where is that Krispy Kreme? What I wouldn't do for one more!:nurse:dozen

 

[Prof]

I can eat 60 hot Krispy Kreme donuts in 60 minutes...I will have to train for a few weeks but I know I can do it.

 

[TheSickness]

I can eat 60 hot Krispy Kreme donuts in 60 minutes...I will have to train for a few weeks but I know I can do it.

Damn I gots the munchies....I will eat double your amount Roy care to wager

 

[sleeper]

Krispy Kreme donuts are the worst I have ever had. They went out business after a few years here in Antioch.

 

[Silverback]

Krispy Kreme donuts are the worst I have ever had. They went out business after a few years here in Antioch.

Got to agree. I was not that impressed with their donuts.

 

[KRAZYSRT10]

Lord, Christ and Savior.....

All'a this could'a been prevented if the dumb sunovabitch had just pulled over and gotten her a fkn cuppa coffee............

If my wife hadda asked me to go ta' fkn Istanbul for some Turkish blend and Krispy Creme..... I'd be out in the damn car already.....

What's so difficult about that......?

D

I've been to Turkey...their coffee sucks!