I scared off my first Lightning tonight!!

[moparracing]

So...it looks like I'm one of those old guys:hmpf: :hmmmm2: :hmmmm:

I'm hurt....:bawling:

yeah, i'm bummed out too..... is 43 really that old ?? haven't gone to "depends" yet......... though i do need glasses for small print....... damn !

 

[avcts]

I may be 40+.....:dontknow:

But I can still 60' a sport bike at the track...

...well.... before I sold it last year .

 

[Prof]

Maybe we need to segment this forum into categories:

20 and under - Flat bellies
21-35 - Limberbacks
36-49 - Recreational users of Cialis
50-59 - Massive doses of Viagra
60 plus - Wise wealth men with multi-mods to make up for slow reflexes and flacid organs.

 

[airbornetattooz]

ford lightning

You know down here those damb things are everywhere!! they pull up on me all the time. I just laugh, and I have noticed that the majority of them are all older. kinda wierd. there are very few srt's in this area and with mods we are decimating.:rock:

 

[TCA]

All you old bastards! lol how many of you are getting the senior lunch discount at the local diners. JUST JOKING


There were two old fellows who were chatting. Suddenly one of them asked, "What in the world is that sticking out of your right ear?" The other, with a puzzled look, said, "I don't know", and reached up pulling out the object, then exclaimed, "My word, a suppository!" Then he slapped his forehead and excitedly declared, "Now I know what I did with my hearing aid."

 

[KRAZYSRT10]

Damn, all I was tryin' to do was describe this OLD guy and look at this place, all the oldER people wanna come out swingin'----I'm not that young myself folks....I'm like 20 yrs old!!!Hehehehehheheh Okay, okay....28 but I wish I was 20 rollin' in this pimp ass truck!!!

 

[TCA]

Damn.... 28 is 2 away from 30 and 30 is more like 35, but then 35 is really 40 and well i hear 40 is the new 28 :smokin:

 

[mauiSRT/10]

Damn.... 28 is 2 away from 30 and 30 is more like 35, but then 35 is really 40 and well i hear 40 is the new 28 :smokin:

Sounds good to me!!!


patrick

 

[Prof]

All you old bastards! lol how many of you are getting the senior lunch discount at the local diners. JUST JOKING
"

Address:dontknow:

 

[Begood]

How about the cradle robbers, guys with a wife or G/F that is aleast 10 years younger than them. Count me in!

Bill.

 

[ntw0rk]

Damn.... 28 is 2 away from 30 and 30 is more like 35, but then 35 is really 40 and well i hear 40 is the new 28 :smokin:

Damn! That makes me, let's see...:hmmmm: carry the one... divided by, oh yeah! 26!! wooohoooo!!!

(And my wife is 8 years younger!!)

Sometimes I forget how lucky I am!! Then I post a picture like this and it all comes flooding back to me!

 

[MR ED's SRT10]

OLD is a state of mind! CUNNING & DECIET will overcome YOUTH & VITALITY! They all mess with me as they think I'm an old man, which I am but when they get blown away with the handicap plackard hanging from the rear view mirror, they know they were HAD BY A SENIOR CITIZEN.

 

[Prof]

OLD is a state of mind! CUNNING & DECIET will overcome YOUTH & VITALITY! They all mess with me as they think I'm an old man, which I am but when they get blown away with the handicap plackard hanging from the rear view mirror, they know they were HAD BY A SENIOR CITIZEN.

I love this man!

We wobblies will live forever!

 

[MR ED's SRT10]

I also make sure to have my BIB_OVERALLS on and walk with a cane to add insult to injury!

 

[mauiSRT/10]

Damn! That makes me, let's see...:hmmmm: carry the one... divided by, oh yeah! 26!! wooohoooo!!!

(And my wife is 8 years younger!!)

Sometimes I forget how lucky I am!! Then I post a picture like this and it all comes flooding back to me!

Alright ntwOrk!!!!! You gotta good one!!!:rock:


patrick

 

[ntw0rk]

Why, thank you, thank you very much!!

 

[lightninquick]

So I was rollin' up to the gas station next to my house when I spies this Lightning in my 'hood!HEHEHEHEEHEH So I make sure to park on the other side of the pump to see what the guys reaction would be....it was like this....:afraid: .....He looked up and when he saw me, he instantly looked away. So I did it just to see if he noticed....I lied and told him "Nice truck!" and he said the same thing and no crap jumped in his and bolted. :rock: ....However, he was kind of old....must have been between 35 and 40 yrs old. ...So, I'm hoping to see him around soon!

not to call B.S. on this,,,,but since he was such a very old guy,,,,,,are you sure he even saw you?

 

[TCA]

:ridinghorse:

 

[KRAZYSRT10]

not to call B.S. on this,,,,but since he was such a very old guy,,,,,,are you sure he even saw you?

I can't see where ur coming from (hehehheheh) But I'm sure...they don't wan't none of this...or do they???:dontknow:

 

[Wifey]

not to call B.S. on this,,,,but since he was such a very old guy,,,,,,are you sure he even saw you?

Hey define old please :dontknow: