I know what your saying, Dennis. There are quite a few in your area of Melbourne. Most of them SUCK.

Same way here.... I think a well-run "Full Service" carwash would be the way to go. I have a few friends in the business up North, but that is a completely different animal. The "Touchless" washes and "Self-Serve" washes are VERY popular up there... Mainly in the winter time, just to get the salt off your car.
There have been quite a few advances in Chemicals and the Industry in general over the last 10 years, or so... The newer touchless washes are actually quite effective (with the right equipment, and process). I know that you garage your truck, but if you didn't... You would have this slimy, filmy shit on the truck every morning (swamp air, if you will

Actually, I think it from the "reclaimed" water used in irrigation systems.

) This is my main issue. :dontknow: The new chemicals and processes are quite effective at removing this film..... among other things. Plus, some people just want to vacuum out there car (say, if they live in one of the "High-End" apartments/condos that are so common around here). ............ A nice Self-Serve facility, IMO, is still a good asset to look at.
With a Full-Service Facility, Window Tinting and Detailing is a given... You can't pass up that "Value Added" service. It's a great money-maker... and the cost of adding the resources is minimal. :rock: I would even consider a "Quick-Lube" service as well, if there wasn't a Walmart, Goodyear, and several others close-by.
The Auto Spa is a great example. There are actually quite a few locations in FL. I'm not sure, but it may be a franchise.... There is one right on South Beach, in Lauderdale. My best friend used to manage it. Nothing but Ferrari's, Bentley's, and Porsche's.

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