How is the best place to live in California?

Stinker said:
dude, you cant walk outside and be nekid

you cant piss outside your house

you cant kill a deer or a hog, gut it, start a fire and eat it.

you cant fish for anything protected.

you cant have a gun
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you cant have a cell phone

you cant drive drunk and have the cop give you a ride home

you cant have a pet outside

you cant sit under a bridge and ask for money

you cant drink beer in the back of your buddys pickup

you cant go four wheelin

you cant ride a dirt bike

you can tho get arrested for crossing the street at the wrong place

you can get arrested for dropping a ciggarete

you can get arrested for driving without converrtors

you can get arrested for having too much hp


so where exactly is the fun:musicus:
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and will tell my gramps to get a pig for ya and make it a lil gtg.


dont know about the nekid part, yall keep that back east

LOL my friend, call me when ever you are in town....We will do everything on that dang list, guaranteed!
 
You can not water your lawn on certain days.
You can not wash you truck in the drive way.
Hey this is fun.:D
 
LOLOLOL try this one.........

go outside, find the neighbors cat on you srt 10

go inside get the shotgun.........


no more cat...........

and dont get arrested........:p

or

take momma outside.....

breach her over the fence post like a shot gun and load your shell without the neighbors calling the law....:D
 
FerrariTruck said:
and will tell my gramps to get a pig for ya and make it a lil gtg.


dont know about the nekid part, yall keep that back east

LOL my friend, call me when ever you are in town....We will do everything on that dang list, guaranteed!
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you dont have a green light man! I cant see yououououououououo:flowers:
 
dude.....i shot 3 cats yesterday....no shit...on momma's farm....

and FYI...don't stand too close with PP rounds...they kinda explode....and i didn't know i had shit on me til i got inside....
 
Stinker said:
LOLOLOL try this one.........

go outside, find the neighbors cat on you srt 10

go inside get the shotgun.........


no more cat...........

and dont get arrested........:p

or

take momma outside.....

breach her over the fence post like a shot gun and load your shell without the neighbors calling the law....:D
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We can do all that, As long as we do not turn the sprinklers on.:D
 
Right, nothing to see or do in California;)

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wait, you know pear you are right, ya'll have some bad as$ babes out there:rock: :rock: :rock:

but ours are a little different, ours put out:p
 
Stinker said:
dude, you cant walk outside and be nekid

you cant piss outside your house

you cant kill a deer or a hog, gut it, start a fire and eat it.

you cant fish for anything protected.

you cant have a gun
\
you cant have a cell phone

you cant drive drunk and have the cop give you a ride home

you cant have a pet outside

you cant sit under a bridge and ask for money

you cant drink beer in the back of your buddys pickup

you cant go four wheelin

you cant ride a dirt bike

you can tho get arrested for crossing the street at the wrong place

you can get arrested for dropping a ciggarete

you can get arrested for driving without converrtors

you can get arrested for having too much hp


so where exactly is the fun:musicus:
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Stink, you obviously never been to anywhere in Calif but the big city. Hell in the winter, we can go snow skiing all day, then take the wife to the beach for dinner. 4 Wheel'n, hell 3 miles from my house there's places to 4 wheel that would blow your mind.

I can be fishing in 30 minutes, go hunting within an hour all from my house and I live in the middle of the desert. Camping all over the place and all this within an hour of the house. Can be in the mountains, beach or desert in no time.

Who knows, if you're lucky, you can go hunting and take out a couple tree huggers while you're at it.
 
We don't have
EaRtHQuAkEs :ahhhhh:

But it would be fun to watch those girls in the pics during one. Wiggle and a jiggle.:D
 
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On a serious note. If you like to smoke the wacky tobacky then move here. Not only do you get to smoke it legally. You can also grow up to 12 plants legally. I live 1 hour from Napa and Infinion raceway so if you like wine your there. I live 4 hours from Reno or Lake Tahoe. 1.5 hours from Monterey, pebble beach, Carmel, Luguna Seca . 1 hour from the ocean. 3 hours from snow skiing, 5 hour from the desert. 1 hour from San Francisco. Golden Gate, Alcatraz. If your a sports fan. We have the Giants, the A's, Angles, and the Dodgers for baseball. 49er's, and unfortunately the Raiders. We have more Ferrari's, Lamborghini's, Porsche's than the rest of the states combined. ( not sure about that last one but it sounds good ). As far as women are concerned. We have the "build to order" in the south and the "girls next door" in the north. As far as putting out. At least we don't have to be a family member in order to get laid. Oh and the strip bars. Our strip bars are "XXX" rated. That's right. We can go and watch real porn stars getting it on, on a stage.

Now with all that said. I truly do not do most of this myself. I am too cheap to go to a strip bar. To cheap to gamble. Hate losing.

And I don't do drugs or drink. Oh and you can buy alcohol 7 days a week between 6 a.m. and 2 a.m. the next day. The Earth quakes you get used to. You might actually feel one in every three years.
 
SilvrSRT10 said:
We don't have
EaRtHQuAkEs :ahhhhh:

But it would be fun to watch those girls in the pics during one. Wiggle and a jiggle.:D
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We call them "E" ticket rides.
 
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