Luckiest Girl in Australia!!

[FlyingLow]

If she had been on the right side of the road she probably would have missed it all together.

 

[ntw0rk]

Wow! What a lucky girl indeed!



KRAZY, even if the VB is on Kalani, I doubt you could keep up!!


Kalani, VB or XXXX ??? I prefer the VB Wish they sold that here in the states!! :rock:

 

[Whitesnake]

yea.. I hear you on this one... same here in AZ, all loads must be secured, and covered. But you still see dweebs (mostly illeagals are my guess) that dont care to tie down their loads... I saw one pickup on the freeway that has crap stacked over 5 foot above the roof of the pickup in the bed... and only tied down by a few wimpy nylon ropes... then later on.. I saw that same pickup tipped over along the side of the road with all its crap spread across the road and in the ditches...

(mostly illeagals are my guess) Easy there big guy!!!!!!!!!!!







anyways glad everyone is okay, teaches us a lesson on this one, look around for idiots!!!!!!!

by the way, was the chic (lady) HOT??????? or a fat ass???

 

[mauiSRT/10]

It's amazing how much shit flys off of vehicles because of idiots who don't check there load.

These assholes should have there license taken for not securing there shit!!

It pisses me off!!

True story here.......the weekend before the last I was driving to the drags and thankfully was paying attention to the cars in the oncoming lane (2 lane road). I noticed a pickup with a pipe rack and a large metal pipe 3 inch diameter 10 feet long at least......it comes sliding off his rack as he is coming towards me. When the pipe clears his truck its now bouncing end to end right towards me. I without thinking just jerk the wheel to the right and avoid the pipe. The car behind me was not as lucky........he drove right over it. Not sure what his damage was but he did pull over as well as the dumbass whom dropped it. If I hadnt gotten out of the way it would have bounced right up my hood and into the windshield. I felt like a was having a heart attack with the adrenalene that was running through my body after it was over. Really freaking scary.

patrick

 

[KRAZYSRT10]

True story here.......the weekend before the last I was driving to the drags and thankfully was paying attention to the cars in the oncoming lane (2 lane road). I noticed a pickup with a pipe rack and a large metal pipe 3 inch diameter 10 feet long at least......it comes sliding off his rack as he is coming towards me. When the pipe clears his truck its now bouncing end to end right towards me. I without thinking just jerk the wheel to the right and avoid the pipe. The car behind me was not as lucky........he drove right over it. Not sure what his damage was but he did pull over as well as the dumbass whom dropped it. If I hadnt gotten out of the way it would have bounced right up my hood and into the windshield. I felt like a was having a heart attack with the adrenalene that was running through my body after it was over. Really freaking scary.

patrick

Hey Patrick, moving to Oahu on Friday...just a heads up if you ever wanna go for a swim to meet me half way!!LOL!!

Do you know if they've opened the track back up there??:dontknow:

And why is it all of a sudden all of these horror stories are coming out....makes me not wanna drive!!!

 

[Marc T]

Horror Stories!!

It's Kalani's fault!!!

He took his truck completely apart and put it back together backwards??!!!:dontknow:

The Gods are pissed off at him!! :2in1: J/k

 

[KRAZYSRT10]

Horror Stories!!

It's Kalani's fault!!!

He took his truck completely apart and put it back together backwards??!!!:dontknow:

The Gods are pissed off at him!! :2in1: J/k

BWAAAAHHAAAAAHAAAA! ROFLMAO!!! So true Marc, so true...

Now if we can get him to fix it before DC voids his warranty!

 

[OCBob]

Nothing scares me as much as morons carrying ladders. You see them all the time laying on the freeways out here. If I see a ladder on the back of a truck, I stay clear.

 

[FlyingLow]

Nothing scares me as much as morons carrying ladders. You see them all the time laying on the freeways out here. If I see a ladder on the back of a truck, I stay clear.

When I was in Jax, somewhere between 98-01 a ladder fell off a truck on the Buchman bridge. The truck behind it went off the bridge, 2 killed on that one.

 

[Whitesnake]

Horror Stories!!

It's Kalani's fault!!!

He took his truck completely apart and put it back together backwards??!!!:dontknow:

The Gods are pissed off at him!! :2in1: J/k

do you guy's think they have sex backwards???? or do they do everything backwards?:dontknow: :dontknow: :dontknow: :dontknow: :dontknow: :dontknow: :dontknow: :dontknow: funny shit

 

[2ndchance]

talk about ur close calls

 

[ntw0rk]

When I was in Jax, somewhere between 98-01 a ladder fell off a truck on the Buchman bridge. The truck behind it went off the bridge, 2 killed on that one.

Back then the Buckman was an accident waiting to happen anyway! I drove across there Sunday, much better!!!

 

[KRAZYSRT10]

Back then the Buckman was an accident waiting to happen anyway! I drove across there Sunday, much better!!!

Its still dangerous...My buddy was driving across it on his way to FE school in his new Avalanche when he had a stray tire park itself in his passenger seat....luckily, no one was in it, however he had to hold the ceiling console in his hand to talk to On Star....:dontknow:

 

[kalani]

Wow! What a lucky girl indeed!



KRAZY, even if the VB is on Kalani, I doubt you could keep up!!


Kalani, VB or XXXX ??? I prefer the VB Wish they sold that here in the states!! :rock:

VB Mate!!

 

[kalani]

Horror Stories!!

It's Kalani's fault!!!

He took his truck completely apart and put it back together backwards??!!!:dontknow:

The Gods are pissed off at him!! :2in1: J/k

Thats funny shit!!! - I like that one!!

 

[ntw0rk]

VB Mate!!

That's kind of what I figured!! I got thoroughly Shnockered on that liquid magic in Surfer's Paradise!!! Wooooohoooooooo!!!:rock:

The bartender made me do an Ashtray!! Ever done one of those? Wicked!!!:rock: :rock:

 

[kalani]

That's kind of what I figured!! I got thoroughly Shnockered on that liquid magic in Surfer's Paradise!!! Wooooohoooooooo!!!:rock:

The bartender made me do an Ashtray!! Ever done one of those? Wicked!!!:rock: :rock:

Ive never heard of that!! Fill me in?

 

[Marc T]

I have some very fond memories of Surfers Paradise, nice young lady named karen!!:rock:

Oh yea, there was some good surf too!!

 

[ntw0rk]

Well, the bartender takes a tumbler, a shot glass, an ashtray, a lighter and a straw....

Put the shot glass in the ashtray (preferably clean!) and fill it 3/4 full with Green Chartreuse, then fill the rest of the way with White Sambuca letting some of the Sam spill over into the ashtray. The Drinker takes the straw and gets ready to empty the shot glass and the ashtray. Then the 'tender lights the liquid with the lighter and holds the tumbler upside down over the flames. Then he puts the tumbler down over the shot glass to stop the flames, and the drinker blows out the rest of the flames with the straw.

Then the keep takes the tumbler away but covers the opening with his hand. Now it's time to empty the shot glass and ashtray with the straw. Then the drinker puts the straw into the tumbler through the bartender's fingers and sucks out all of the fumes!!

Whew!! And THAT'S an Ashtray Australian style!

What a head-rush!!!!!!!!!

Complicated, and nasty tasting! but definitely kicks you in the arse!!!!

 

[Silverback]

Well, the bartender takes a tumbler, a shot glass, an ashtray, a lighter and a straw....

Put the shot glass in the ashtray (preferably clean!) and fill it 3/4 full with Green Chartreuse, then fill the rest of the way with White Sambuca letting some of the Sam spill over into the ashtray. The Drinker takes the straw and gets ready to empty the shot glass and the ashtray. Then the 'tender lights the liquid with the lighter and holds the tumbler upside down over the flames. Then he puts the tumbler down over the shot glass to stop the flames, and the drinker blows out the rest of the flames with the straw.

Then the keep takes the tumbler away but covers the opening with his hand. Now it's time to empty the shot glass and ashtray with the straw. Then the drinker puts the straw into the tumbler through the bartender's fingers and sucks out all of the fumes!!

Whew!! And THAT'S an Ashtray Australian style!

What a head-rush!!!!!!!!!

Complicated, and nasty tasting! but definitely kicks you in the arse!!!!

To much trouble.

Kind of like women. If they are not naked and ready for you by the time you get to the door for the third date, find someone else.